Head Bottle Washer



Proud member of the Disco Generation​

Are you a criminal?

From its earliest days, the Democratic quest to remove Trump has resembled the Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote. - Byron York

When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute -- and it’s longer than any hour. That’s relativity. -Einstein
I've got balls of steel -colddayinhell
When you bite down on it, it squirts hot stuff in your mouth. -minininjer
I have been to a nude beach in Germany. -Jason Flare
I’m frosting my cupcakes -minininjer
9mm = 45acp set on “stun” -45Badger
If it can't be done, someone will do it. -anonymous
Make up your mind, chica! -namedpipes
Don’t ‘dude’ me -minininjer
Don’t ‘babe’ me -minininjer
I prefer cash
Our life is frittered away by detail... simplify, simplify. - Henry David Thoreau
For the price I paid, it better be huge. -minininjer
Sent from my chimney using smoke signals -namedpipes
Is it finally time to go lesbo?! -minininjer
Minipipes is NOT mini. Trust me, I would know! -minininjer
Her belt is so black it has a blue event horizon -namedpipes
Life is so constructed, that the event does not, cannot, will not, match the expectation. -some chica
It's like jamais vu for the first time! -unknown
A well-regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. -madison
Computers and instant communications were the cause of the decline and fall of Western civilization -namedpipes
The Bird. It flies. It is free. The Human. It hunts. It sees bird. Tonight we TASTE freedom! -eagle eye
Why are you punishing me for one person's actions? -tyra hemens
RIP Jose Guerena
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