I'd love to be able to carry my own rifle at work. The rifle I checked out for quarterly qualifications a couple weeks ago looked like it hadn't been cleaned in...well...ever. And whoever zeroed it last was cross-eyed or possibly blind.
Glock 17 on the hip, BCM with a nice 1x-4x optic for the long arm. An Aimpoint T2 would be an acceptable option as well, but we deal with some uniquely long sight lines out here. Getting permission to carry a BUG without being fired for it would be nice as well.
I knew of a guy that treated a MRSA infection on two separate occasions with the fish version of Septra DS, and it supposedly worked like a charm both times. Way easier than taking time off work to go to the doctor just to get a script.