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I know you guys have some good ones, as I've seen snippets in other threads.... so have at it.
@cams and @Skysoldier I know you guys have seen some funny shit. Regale us
I'll submit a story from my academy. I went to the state police academy here, and we had a guy that was just a lazy turd (who eventually didn't graduate with us). During lunch, which was always a great time that we never looked forward to, he was getting quizzed on his notebook. We had to keep a notebook with daily log, and stuff that we had to memorize. He tried to BS the DI, and didn't 'sound off' to boot. The DI lost his shit, and made him conduct a felony stop on the soda machine in the cafeteria for the rest of lunch... a lot of us go smoked for laughing. It was worth it.
COKE MACHINE!
FACE AWAY FROM ME!
GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!
ARMS OUT PALMS UP!
DO IT NOW COKE MACHINE!
@cams and @Skysoldier I know you guys have seen some funny shit. Regale us
I'll submit a story from my academy. I went to the state police academy here, and we had a guy that was just a lazy turd (who eventually didn't graduate with us). During lunch, which was always a great time that we never looked forward to, he was getting quizzed on his notebook. We had to keep a notebook with daily log, and stuff that we had to memorize. He tried to BS the DI, and didn't 'sound off' to boot. The DI lost his shit, and made him conduct a felony stop on the soda machine in the cafeteria for the rest of lunch... a lot of us go smoked for laughing. It was worth it.
COKE MACHINE!
FACE AWAY FROM ME!
GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!
ARMS OUT PALMS UP!
DO IT NOW COKE MACHINE!