Well, I do own the Garand that Patton personally killed 88 Nazis with at the Battle Of the Bulge. The guy who sold it to me at 4 Seasons told me so and I have no reason not to believe him. Where do I turn it in?
While we're at it, I have Hitler's personal Tokarev that he used to shoot himself before the fall of Berlin. Rumors be that he bought it from Ho Chi Minh after Vietnam.
Do you think that's a turn in, or simultaneously communist/fascist enough to keep with permission from the state?