Couch bunker fireproof safe with bulletproof cushions.

[Waher]

I am not pulling your legs here.

Imagine a fire-rated gun safe hidden inside a custom built couch, with bullet proof cushions with carry straps, so they can be used on the fly as a shield. Now there is one!

http://bedgunsafe.com/bedbunkers/couch-bunker/

 

[richc]

IIRC that guy was on one of the prepper tv shows.