Ebay scam.

You're not gonna believe this, but I once ordered a lawn mower and gosh darn it... a BOAT was delivered instead.

Also that thing about the rotating table and mirrors on a ceiling with your sisters... we were screening each other for skin cancer, honest.
 
Holding out for Grape...
At least you have choices...

Grape or KY.

I ordered a giant barrel of lube that pictured a young girl all nude and slippery and inside the barrel in the photo.

I got the 55 gallon drum of lube but there was no girl. In fact he UPS driver was a fat older guy with a beard.

Needless to say I really only wanted the lube anyway.

I'm on my second barrel so far this year.

I only use one drop at a time so it's taking a while.
 
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