Hostage Negotiations *Warning very graphic*

[Slim]

Someone recently sent me this.....

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Demands of Kidnapper & Chinese Release Negotiations

"I have 3 demands or I'll kill the boy!"

1. Negotiators assess the situation from next door.

2. Head Negotiator dispatched

3. Negotiations begin

4. Negotiations concluded

In this country, we would block off the street, take 12 hours to talk him out of it, spend $5 million giving him a fair trial, and pay his food and lodging for life.

No wonder their products are cheaper than ours.

 

[pipmaster1971]

LOL!!!!

 

[z0mbi]

"I have 3 demands or I'll kill the boy!"

I'm going to assume his first demand was to be shot in the face.

 

[Slim]

I'm going to assume his first demand was to be shot in the face.

Or he threw up the wrong gang sign?

 

[Moderator]

I have 3 balls!"

Guy next door says "Quick, get my gun we got a freak here."

"Holy shit! He does have 3 balls.

"Die you commie freak bastard!"

"Nice shot Ping"

"Stand back, he could be contagious."

 

[drgrant]

To channel pulp fiction for a bit... sorry, couldn't resist....

BLAMM!!!!

AW Man I just shot Marvin in the face!

WHY THE F*** you do that??????

 

[vicpinto]

3. Negotiations begin

4. Negotiations concluded

Damn he negotiates fast!

 

[Twigg]

I love happy endings.

 

[Len-2A Training]

Hopefully the situation in Rochester NH will end similarly!!

I call for a "head shot" in NH.

 

[Jose]

I have 3 balls!"

Guy next door says "Quick, get my gun we got a freak here."

"Holy shit! He does have 3 balls.

"Die you commie freak bastard!"

"Nice shot Ping"

"Stand back, he could be contagious."

Brilliant!

 

[Firetarr]

I love happy endings.

Dosen't everyone love a "happy ending"?

 

[dreppucci007]

I have 3 balls!"

Guy next door says "Quick, get my gun we got a freak here."

"Holy shit! He does have 3 balls.

"Die you commie freak bastard!"

"Nice shot Ping"

"Stand back, he could be contagious."