one-eyed Jack
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Friend of son in Mass, first time hunter and with a bow , calls my son in NH. I think I shot a deer. Where are you? In my stand. What do I do now? Wait an hour and go look for blood. Hour goes by. It's a 7 point buck and he's dead. Now what? Gut it out. Don't know how. Can you help me? No, I'm on a job hour and a half away. Take it home and watch Utube on deer gutting. How do I get it to the car? You have a rope? No. Drag it by an antler and put it on your car. I have a Charger, no truck. Get it in or on the car somehow or go buy some rope. Did you tag it? No. Tag it now. I have no pen. Buy a pen also. How do I butcher it? Look. Just get it home, gut it, hang it up and call me in the morning. Where do I hang it. You figure it out. Watch Utube on deer processing. Keep it cold. Won't fit in the fridge. What do I do with the guts? Good night. This is a true story. Can't wait to see how it all ended up. Jack.