If I go dark, the USPS has me.

[76Too]

The entire Commonwealth of Kentucky just shook their heads and looked at the ground in shame.

Haze yourself.

 

[FalArAk]

What if, lets play what if..

What if that postal worker was a rabid anti and wanted to involve his Master to make a call to the police "just to make sure what you are shipping is legal"... Granted nothing will end up happening in the end but it will cost you more than money, it will cost you something you can't make more of.. Time.

 

[greencobra]

i get more upset when i don't shit for several days...

 

[SgtHal75]

What’s insane is all the dumb shit I say on NES and good service from a postal worker is the bridge too far.

perhaps some stuff is better off left unsaid.

 

[FalArAk]

The entire Commonwealth of Kentucky just shook their heads and looked at the ground in shame.

Haze yourself.

That's pretty much what the entire US does when other countries see pics of all the inbred families in Kentucky that won't stop breeding birth defects and mental retardation at the expense of the taxpayers.

Just sayin

 

[In God We Trust]

I ordered a couple of those half dollar sized batteries for my lazermax from Amazon. They came in a box a little smaller than a shoe box. It was obscene

 

[Chevy 2 65]

Donated some pre-ban AR mags to a friend today. Brought the flat-rate box in all buttoned up and the clerk weighs it and says “oh, there’s a better option”. He gets a smaller box and says “it’ll fit in here, right?” then starts opening my box. My butt start’s puckering up from many years of living in Massachusetts and he pulls them out and says “Oh…I haven’t seen these in long time”. Oh f***. I say “yeah, they’re uhh collectibles” and he responds with a side-eye. f***!

Then he says “I used them in my day too in the Marines”, zips the new box up while we make some Coast Guard jokes, then says “you saved $11! Here’s your receipt and have a great day!”

I know the free staters are chuckling, but I’m looking out for agents right now!

 

[dezignguy]

I don't believe a postal worker would ever repackage an item, maybe suggest you do it, but do it themselves, no way.

They won’t even give you a piece of tape at my post office.
Never mind unpack & repack your box…

 

[eboos]

When someone wants to open your box, you step back and say, "STOP!"

Then raise your hand and say' "I need an adult!"

If you see something, say something.

 

[strangenh]

OP: "Dear Penthouse NES, I never thought I would be writing one of these letters but the most amazing thing happened to me at the Post Office..."

 

[Broc]

OP, did you look like a gay cowboy?

 

[Marty McFly]

OP, did you look like a gay cowboy?

He carried the box to the counter with no hands

 

[Grendizer138]

He carried the box to the counter with no hands

 

[SgtHal75]

Some say good service, some say invasion of privacy by an agent of the .gov

And some say you gotta be a complete fool to let a postal clerk finger f*** your shit

 

[Broc]

Some say good service, some say invasion of privacy by an agent of the .gov

And some say you gotta be a complete fool to let a postal clerk finger f*** your shit

And others say "if you did nothing wrong, then you have nothing to hide"

 

[carbuncle]

Why did you let him open your box?

Some people pay good money for that.

 

[Dench]

Every time I go to the post office there's a line out the door of old people who act as if they've never in their entire life mailed a f***ing letter or box. Every time.

 

[FalArAk]

And others say "if you did nothing wrong, then you have nothing to hide"

"So when cops ask you if you will let them search your house or car, do you obey?"

 

[namedpipes]

Donated some pre-ban AR mags to a friend today. Brought the flat-rate box in all buttoned up and the clerk weighs it and says “oh, there’s a better option”. He gets a smaller box and says “it’ll fit in here, right?” then starts opening my box. My butt start’s puckering up from many years of living in Massachusetts and he pulls them out and says “Oh…I haven’t seen these in long time”. Oh f***. I say “yeah, they’re uhh collectibles” and he responds with a side-eye. f***!

Then he says “I used them in my day too in the Marines”, zips the new box up while we make some Coast Guard jokes, then says “you saved $11! Here’s your receipt and have a great day!”

I know the free staters are chuckling, but I’m looking out for agents right now!

No sightings of OP since last night.

I think they got him in a pre dawn raid...

 

[namedpipes]

Every time I go to the post office there's a line out the door of old people who act as if they've never in their entire life mailed a f***ing letter or box. Every time.

You know you live in Florida, right? Get used to it!

 

[Dench]

You know you live in Florida, right? Get used to it!

I'm trying. The winter is tough here since the population rises by like 40% for 5 months and it's mostly confused people

 

[mikeboston]

I’m surprised he used USPS tape and didn’t make you buy a roll of tape

 

[namedpipes]

I'm trying. The winter is tough here since the population rises by like 40% for 5 months and it's mostly confused people

Long ago I had a vacation in the Ft Myer's area. It's like May or something and I'm walking around, sweating in a tee shirt while natives were bundled up in eskimo parkas.

 

[Dench]

Long ago I had a vacation in the Ft Myer's area. It's like May or something and I'm walking around, sweating in a tee shirt while natives were bundled up in eskimo parkas.

People who are from here will dress like that, they have zero cold tolerance since it's usually hotter than hell the entire year. todays high is 84 and that's the lowest high for the rest of the week.

 

[Woodstone]

No sightings of OP since last night.

I think they got him in a pre dawn raid...

@Grendizer138 ...just checkin' in man...

 

[heck ya beaches]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqe4zyQMuYk

 

[Grendizer138]

If some of you guys think the story is unbelievable so far, wait til I tell you the USPS delivered it in under 24 hours on a snow day.



I was actually pretty sure there were seven mags, but my memory is kinda fried.

 

[FalArAk]

If some of you guys think the story is unbelievable so far, wait til I tell you the USPS delivered it in under 24 hours on a snow day.

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I was actually pretty sure there were seven mags, but my memory is kinda fried.

Where did you cull that pic from, those are ancient magazines?

 

[Picton]

Where did you cull that pic from, those are ancients magazines?

That's how you know it's not real. The USPS has taken him and hacked his account.

Abort. Abort. Abort.

 

[FalArAk]

That's how you know it's not real. The USPS has taken him and hacked his account.

Abort. Abort. Abort.

Dibs on ammo and any night vision