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A long time ago when I was a medical student I did an "away rotation" at Shock Trauma in Baltimore. Back then if a drug deal went bad, they wouldn't try to kill you. Homies would try to castrate the offending party by shooting at their junk. People ran.... So we got a lot of people shot in the ass.
One very busy night, there was this guy who got shot in the ass.... Round entered the lateral aspect of his left butt cheek, exited the medial aspect, crossed his butt crack, entered the medial aspect of the right cheek and exited laterally..
A lot of soft tissue GSWs, if they don't hit an artery, don't require a lot of complex care...Clean em up, send em home. It was really busy so the Attending told me (4th year) and this absolutely gorgeous 3rd year to take care of him. We're standing on opposite sides of his ass. I look at her, she looks at me. . And we start giggling. Trying to control ourselves, like when you laugh inappropriately at a funeral,try to stop and you just laugh harder. He notices and starts yelling " Yo motherf***ers! You laughing at me? I just got shot! Show some respect!"..... We lost it. Uncontrollable, paralyzing laughter.
Sorry for the thread drift.
Addendum: In the OR one time with the same gorgeous medical student and her pants fell down. Surgeon yells at me to pull her pants back up ...That was excruciating.... Immensely awkward and fun at the same time.
I think HIPPA RULES forbid it...Ummmm.., thread drift… we want to hear more about that…
Circumstances?
Thong? Lace? What does a 3rd year wear under scrubs while in the OR?
Lowell General Hospital is literally walking distance from the incident. I'm sure Tom Brady could throw a baseball and hit the hospital How bad is LGH that he was med flighted to Boston?
There is no way to know if your brain tissue is still experiencing something after it is disincorporated. There may be times when suicide is ethically appropriate such as irreversible medical decline making life unlivable (and some state legislatures have agreed). If the Catholic church would stop lobbing against it, we would have this option in MA by now.Don’t know if he survived. Head shots are bad.
If I were going to check out, I would use a shot gun. I’d go out in the woods and call 911 before I did it. I’d let them know where I was and what my plans were so nobody else had to stumble on my mess. They signed up for it. Also, head shot all the way. I don’t want to feel a thing.
Strategically bad, since you may survive and will likely end up with a lifetime of health problems like kidney failure.If you want a long miserable death drink good old fashioned Ethylene Glycol anti freeze, just don't mix it with alcohol... alcohol is the cure for EG Poisoning... it will take about 3 days to die, but you'll be dead.
A friend of mine lit a couple of hibachis in his bath tub, sealed up the bathroom door, and went off to sleep....
We're standing on opposite sides of his ass. I look at her, she looks at me. . And we start giggling. Trying to control ourselves, like when you laugh inappropriately at a funeral,try to stop and you just laugh harder. He notices and starts yelling " Yo motherf***ers! You laughing at me? I just got shot! Show some respect!"..... We lost it. Uncontrollable, paralyzing laughter.
and that is who it was.That's what we call the "Brad Delp"^
I can imagine some moments in the ER when it's hard not to laugh.
Such as when someone comes in with some foreign object stuck inside their rectum.
"is that a GI Joe with the Kung-Fu Grip ?"
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This is what they are teaching young boys now in school.Sex expert WARNS how a simple sex toy mistake could result in a trip to hospital!
'If it has no flare, it probably shouldn't go up there,' Bokody wrotemeaww.com
That is odd. They have a trauma center and the pad is just off the cancer center parking lot.Lowell General Hospital is literally walking distance from the incident. I'm sure Tom Brady could throw a baseball and hit the hospital How bad is LGH that he was med flighted to Boston?
Wrong house??
I heard Disney is taking the groomers on another field trip. Filming on Norwood common and in some houses very soon.This is what they are teaching young boys now in school.
My nurse friends tell me horrible things they see in the office and ER ever since the schools went Woke.
Self pleasuring with squids and beef.
Girls and boys encouraged to use veggies since they are too young to go to a sex shop.
In this day and age I guess the schools should be teaching about Flares.
One kid impaled himself on a Big Kong.
Something is wrong in our society to encourage kids that young to do this.
I think they are being groomed by the teachers.
That's gonna leave a mark
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A long time ago when I was a medical student I did an "away rotation" at Shock Trauma in Baltimore. Back then if a drug deal went bad, they wouldn't try to kill you. Homies would try to castrate the offending party by shooting at their junk. People ran.... So we got a lot of people shot in the ass.
One very busy night, there was this guy who got shot in the ass.... Round entered the lateral aspect of his left butt cheek, exited the medial aspect, crossed his butt crack, entered the medial aspect of the right cheek and exited laterally..
A lot of soft tissue GSWs, if they don't hit an artery, don't require a lot of complex care...Clean em up, send em home. It was really busy so the Attending told me (4th year) and this absolutely gorgeous 3rd year to take care of him. We're standing on opposite sides of his ass. I look at her, she looks at me. . And we start giggling. Trying to control ourselves, like when you laugh inappropriately at a funeral,try to stop and you just laugh harder. He notices and starts yelling " Yo motherf***ers! You laughing at me? I just got shot! Show some respect!"..... We lost it. Uncontrollable, paralyzing laughter.
Sorry for the thread drift.
Addendum: In the OR one time with the same gorgeous medical student and her pants fell down. Surgeon yells at me to pull her pants back up ...That was excruciating.... Immensely awkward and fun at the same time.
Ummmm.., thread drift… we want to hear more about that…
Circumstances?
Thong? Lace? What does a 3rd year wear under scrubs while in the OR?
Or commando?...
This is what they are teaching young boys now in school.
My nurse friends tell me horrible things they see in the office and ER ever since the schools went Woke.
Self pleasuring with squids and beef.
Girls and boys encouraged to use veggies since they are too young to go to a sex shop.
In this day and age I guess the schools should be teaching about Flares.
One kid impaled himself on a Big Kong.
Something is wrong in our society to encourage kids that young to do this.
I think they are being groomed by the teachers.
Have they added Portnoy's Complaint to the reading list?Self pleasuring with squids and beef.
That happened to a kid on my friends college dorm floor.Have they added Portnoy's Complaint to the reading list?
When I was in 9th grade (70's) a friend hung himself in the family's bathroom. The nature of the times was such that a good Catholic family would rather people assume their kid offed himself deliberately rather than via autoerotic asphyxiation (which I believe is the most likely cause of his demise). Who knows - he may still be alive if the taboos of the time prevented sex ed from going beyond the banana condom demonstration and included info on the risk of this practice. (also referred to as the "Carradine Effect").
(Unless they fire from an open bolt; but let that go).