Miss Tennessee's got some guns

[Bruce for NH State Rep]

Literally.

She's a daddy's girl.

But don't think this year's Miss Tennessee is a pushover.

Ellen Carrington, 21, who was crowned Miss Tennessee on Saturday night, has a concealed weapons permit.

"I have a Smith & Wesson .40-caliber," Carrington told reporters on Sunday, "(with a) silver top and black body."

And, because this thread is BEYOND useless without pics...

 

[doobie]

Can't see where she is printing. Need more pictures

 

[dreppucci007]

Suh-weeet!

 

[The Village Idiot]

Since she's not printing, I think that a strip search is in order. Now, where are my latex gloves??????????????

 

[dwarven1]

Nice pair of matched .38's.

 

[JonJ]

Since she's not printing, I think that a strip search is in order. Now, where are my latex gloves??????????????

 

[45collector]

I think any woman that good looking should just be handed a pistol permit, no questions asked...

then again, there are some drop dead hotties out there that are nuttier than squirrel shit!!!

 

[Mike-Mike]

I'd take her to the curb on trash day.

 

[namedpipes]

I'd take her to the curb on trash day.

I think you're saying you like her, but the actual words seem opposite to that.

Just so were clear, do you mean "she's the bee's knees" and you'd like to pollinate her? Or are you saying, (for some unknowable reason) that you don't like her and would discard her (with the trash) given the opportunity?

Note: I examined the image quite closely and found no evidence of concealed weapons. Why do I have a sudden urge to rent "Austin Powers"?

 

[wahsben]

She is using Thunderware. She was going to wear Victoria's Secret but was afraid she would put an eye out if she wore their thongs.

 

[bostonasphalt2]

Since she's not printing, I think that a strip search is in order. Now, where are my latex gloves??????????????

you only need that special, "one fingered" type of latex gloves

 

[Fixxah]

So much for the element of surprise. I think she should have kept quiet about CCW, but now that the world knows this, perhaps she can help us with our "gun nut" image.

 

[jhblaze1]

Is she supposed to be hot or something? Not that I'd throw her out of bed, but IMO she's busted.

 

[Palladin]

She is using Thunderware. She was going to wear Victoria's Secret but was afraid she would put an eye out if she wore their thongs.

I'd bet money she's either a Vicky Secret's girl or...better yet...goes commando.

 

[Bruce for NH State Rep]

Not hot?

OK.

Whatever inflates your raft.

I'll take Total Cutie Peach Pies for $600, please, Alex.

 

[Bruce for NH State Rep]

OK, sling an underfolder AK on her shoulder. Does that help?

 

[Jose]

Wait for it.............
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[Executive]

Is she supposed to be hot or something? Not that I'd throw her out of bed, but IMO she's busted.

She's really cute. All American, girl-next-door look. Yeah, I'd say she's hot or something. She also shoots so that counts for something. As for the Smith .40 with a "silver top and black bottom," I'm thinking Sigma so that knocks her down a few points. This is the type of girl whose personality pushes the deal over the top. If she's as nice as she looks, great. If she's a bitch, not so much.

Chris

 

[vellnueve]

It definitely sounds like a Sigma, so that alone is a deal breaker.

 

[Lugnut]

It definitely sounds like a Sigma, so that alone is a deal breaker.

With a chest like that... I'd give her a pass and get her a good S&W.

 

[packingungal]

She's a beautiful lady...

 

[namedpipes]

OK, sling an underfolder AK on her shoulder. Does that help?

I can't quit make it out. Definitely a semi-auto, though. Maybe a 1911? Maybe she keeps the Sigma for black-tie events?

 

[crak]

Is she supposed to be hot or something? Not that I'd throw her out of bed, but IMO she's busted.

Her knees are way too sharp.

 

[Scrivener]

Her knees are way too sharp.

There's a cure for that.......

 

[MikeD]

"I have a Smith & Wesson .40-caliber," Carrington told reporters on Sunday, "(with a) silver top and black body."

That says a lot about how much she knows about firearms. She also knows the bullets come out the round thing on the front of the top.

 

[Half Cocked]

There's a cure for that.......

Isn't that how a lawyer ends up a judge?

 

[Scrivener]

Isn't that how a lawyer ends up a judge?

No, it's how narcs get warrants for the wrong address, using BS from anonymous sources.

 

[Half Cocked]

No, it's how narcs get warrants for the wrong address, using BS from anonymous sources.

Who let you in on our secret?

 

[Scrivener]

Who let you in on our secret?

The Section 1983 lawsuits section of Lawyers Weekly and the ATLA newsletters.

 

[Fixxah]

Just kidding. Wait a minute, no i'm not.