The equation is simple:
1. The federal govt has WAY more power than any individual
2. The ATF has no sense of humor regarding people who parse the law literally to work around the intent of controlling, monitoring, and restricting the activities of individuals.
3. If a creating interpretation/solution is found, it will only work as long as it is obscure, hardly used, and not widely discussed.
If you doubt the above, just ask the folks who made the Atkins Accelerator, or Bob Stewart of Maadi Griffin fame (infamy?).
A current example from another arena:
A current hot topic in precious marketing is dealers who have a creative interpretation that "you can physically hold the gold in your IRA", using logic like "a safe deposit box is not in your physical possession" or "for a trust so you are not personally holding it". This clearly goes against the intent of the owner not being able to use the asset without it being reported to the feds, and I am confident it's only a matter of time before the IRS whacks down this particular mole. My guess is people who "Self store" precious metals IRAs will be given a limited period of time to find a janitor (er, custodian).
If you disagree with a law, there are two arenas in which to fight: Legislative and the courts. Playing word games with the feds to impart a favorable meaning to the law is not likely to prevail in the long run.