Ninja sightings on the rise...police are all over it...at least in Alabama

[blindfire]

http://blog.al.com/live/2010/07/ambien_cop_sees_ninja.html#comment-11575870

LEIGHTON, Alabama -- A police officer's girlfriend said that after her boyfriend took 2 Ambien pills to help him sleep, she awoke to find him putting on his gun belt and saying he saw a ninja running into his closet, according to a report by Leighton's police chief.

The Leighton Town Council agreed Tuesday that police officer Stephen Guthrie can return to work Monday, but he must provide a note from his doctor stating he is clear of drugs and a statement from Sheffield police stating that they have dropped 2 of the 3 criminal charges brought against him after he discharged the gun into a wall.

That decision came at a contentious meeting Tuesday in which Mayor Lewayne Harrison attempted to place Police Chief Ray Hayse on a 10-day suspension because he also

 

[NuCentMAn]

My house, my ninja F^ck off

 

[Dream to Dream]

He was obviously under the influence.

After all, if you saw a ninja, then it wasn't really a ninja.

 

[LoginName]

Video evidence for all the ninja deniers on this board...

 

[FPrice]

That guy better live in a place which does not allow for CCW.

THe highlight of that film were the white short shorts at 1:09.

Video evidence for all the ninja deniers on this board...

 

[Marcus5aurelius]

I literally saw a "ninja" running down the street once. He was out for a jog, in full black attire with what seemed to be snorkling goggles on his head. Hilarious.

 

[Dench]

Ambien will make people do some really interesting things. Great example here!

 

[WanMan99]

That "Urban Ninja" video had me in tears.... Awesome

 

[45collector]

THe highlight of that film were the white short shorts at 1:09.

Yup.

 

[wolf223]

Ambien will make people do some really interesting things. Great example here!

yup. some people CAN psychotic reactions, even to common Rx drugs....

 

[Stef]

After all, if you saw a ninja, then it wasn't really a ninja.

Ninja school dropout, you why don't you go back to Sensei...

 

[blindfire]

Well..I'm not sure that the above video is proof. I'll defer to the "Ask a Ninja" guy.



I was in tears after watching this one!

 

[Dench]

yup. some people CAN psychotic reactions, even to common Rx drugs....

Ambien has taken one person I know around Bondsteel with a M16A4 in hand, bangining on doors at night with the rifle at the ready

 

[Jaxon]

That guy better live in a place which does not allow for CCW.

THe highlight of that film were the white short shorts at 1:09.

+2.

 

[Dream to Dream]

yeah, but it dodged a bullet, so maybe it was actually a ninja apprentice.

Possibly.

In that case, the bullet was probably caught by his sensei standing nearby.

 

[MisterHappy]

they're everywhere:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49fVYmO3yv0

 

[oldsoldier29]

Blindfire, that vid cracked me up! "And, by bunnies, I mean stupid people".

 

[BigMike]

I've had trouble sleeping in the past few years, but the "sleep-driving" side effect has scared me away from ever asking my doc about it.

If you can sleep-drive, then you can also OC in your boxers!

 

[Blitz1]

BAH!! Modern Ninjas don't wear black, they wear MULTICAM. Amateurs.

 

[Lamina]

Man, MC is damn good.

I spotted him in all but the last pic (first ones were impossable to mis, last was impossible to find...) but only because I knew I was looking for something.

 

[Bill Katt]

First vid must have had the best ninja....all I saw was some white shorts at one point.

 

[Blitz1]

First Vid is the best Ninja but black just doesn't cut it.

 

[MasterShinken]

... wasn't me.

 

[pdm]

Yep, ninjas are everywhere

 

[HooVooLoo]

Watch out for the monkey ninjas...

 

[Lamina]

That video... I don't know what to say.

Monkey does know Karate, apparently.

 

[dwarven1]

That reminds me... since the Hudson lunch is off for this month, I think I'll order a NinjaBurger for lunch.