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OK, how many are posting on boston.com.....

I like Emoto's comment: "Let’s all calm down and try to imagine what that poor family is going through right now. I mean, that blade is probably ruined!"
 
BTW, no one has mentioned cordless power tools. The battery and tool must be seperated and locked in seperate locked boxes when transporting to and from home to site. Also have to put a ban on all these high powered power tools. Does anyone really need a 18V power tool?
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My favorite so far
 
hahaha, you guys are jerks. Still, funny as hell. I do love this line.

“This was traumatic for the officers, ” said Plymouth Police Chief Mike Botieri. “To see a man take his own life in such a manner.”
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[STRIKE]Cry me a river. I would have been taking pics with the leg and putting them on facebook.[/STRIKE] nvm, already been done.
 
"I bet the dogs were alive until the cops showed up."


hahahaha

Man that was worth the 30 minutes to read all those. Thanks for the laugh guys :p
 
It is worth wading through the first 1/3 to get to the comedy gold. My favorites -

"I had an uncle who destroyed a Nazi tank with a 7-1/2″ Craftsman."

"AND close the home-improvement-show/expo loophole."

"He was just an angry man, clinging to his religion and saw….."

Oh man some of those were good.
 
I love this one.


"I’m thrilled to live in a Construction Doctrine state. One that allows me to use my saw on anyone attempting to enter my building site without a permit.

Don’t forget, God made people, But Raymond DeWalt made them equal!"
 
You’re all so ignorant! The problem isn’t saw control in Massachusetts, it’s the fact that any dummy can cross the border into redneck New Hampshire where they can buy saws right over the border – without even a license to carry one!

Oh yeah, I know what all you 2nd Amendment whackos are going to say: “Waah. Don’t take away our saws! If he didn’t kill himself with a saw, he would’ve done it with a drill press! Waah!”

Well you know what? All of you NSA and SOAL of Massachusetts right-wing saw-nuts can go to hell!!
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NSA, SOAL [rofl]
 
I understand the logical push to regulate power tools, especially in this case. After all, the Constitution clearly states the man had a right to keep and bear arms. It makes no mention of legs.
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[laugh2]
 
This

Well clearly the only resolution is to quickly write up power saw laws, starting with a Ten day waiting peroid after an extensive background check to make sure you are not a repeat power saw offender.
Only Chairman Maobama and the eleite Socialist govermnment can help us now!!!
 
I'll have to stop by Home Depot on the way home and get a couple of "pre-ban" blades for my saw. Hmm, I hope my saw will be grandfathered in. [smile]
 
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Comments appear to be 'on' for me. Hilarious:

“the couple was from Vermont…”
Vermont? Well that explains everything…You know how people from Vermont are…
 
I have my Grandfather's saw, I hope it will be Grandson'd in! *S* I don't have his original paperwork or permit to buy.
 

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