Rats!

It is legal to dispatch the rat with whatever ordinance you have at hand provided you can establish in a court of law the intent of the rodent was to do you serious bodily harm or death.
Massachusetts General Law BR-549 /s
 
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A buddy of mine went to Wentworth in the 80's.
We used to play Rat Hockey in the alley behind his building. One guy would rattle a trash can and the others would try to slap shot the rat at the wall at the end of the alley.
Rats are pretty tough. Usually had to tomahawk the rat after you slammed it off the wall. A good slap shot and wall impact would daze the little f***er. One night we killed a half dozen and hit twice that many.
 
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