SAFEs, What do you got? Where do you keep them?

[AHM]

Heh

... I don't know who any of you or where you live. ... Not seeking to go out stealing or anything.

You may not, but others including thieves can put info here together and target some folks. ...

Prime example of deductive logic right in this thread:

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nice try, home invader.

Yeah not falling for that one, I don't think anyone except for my wife knows where all my safes are or even the exact number I have.

Inevitable conclusion: Mrs. boiler_eng reads NES.

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BINGO! I told my chief that I wanted a MGL, so I can legally shoot a friend's toys (no intention of buying any Class 3 toys myself) ...

Good job making The Man jump through hoops.

You should apply for a fortune-teller's license while you're at it.

I know a guy who can advise on how it's done.

 

[GM-GUY]

You won't have a home to come back to and your insurance company will have to pay out mega-$$$ for the haz-mat crew to clean up the thief's remains from everywhere within 500' of your safe!

I'm just locking up the Black Powder in a secure - Child Proof container......it's for the children.