She said she wanted a pet for v day.

[DrBurnsides]

And lo and behold. The chimney gods provide.

Getting ready to toddle off to bed. Hear a strange noise in the chimney. Make a quick, 2 glasses of v day wine decision to "I wonder that is clogging the blocked off chinmey." Well. Furry little reprobate led us on a 90minute tour of every hiding space in our house that it could lead us to.
Big blanket and get the duck out of our house. And tell your god damned friends the same damn thing. And no. I'm in Belmont. So no 40mm thermite options were available.

 

[DrBurnsides]

Needless to say. I'm off the hook for a pet.

 

[Drix]

I've heard ducks make awesome pets.

 

[Reptile]

English. Do you speak it?

 

[DrBurnsides]

It's late. I just ran around and found every dust bunny that ever came into existence. Every piece of furniture in my house is upended. Perhaps this belongs in a rant slash off topic section. Apologies.

 

[Zappa]

And lo and behold. The chimney gods provide.

Getting ready to toddle off to bed. Hear a strange noise in the chimney. Make a quick, 2 glasses of v day wine decision to "I wonder that is clogging the blocked off chinmey." Well. Furry little reprobate led us on a 90minute tour of every hiding space in our house that it could lead us to.
Big blanket and get the duck out of our house. And tell your god damned friends the same damn thing. And no. I'm in Belmont. So no 40mm thermite options were available.

Since when do ducks have fur ???

Are you sure you only had two glasses of wine ???

 

[Reptile]

Ok, I get it now.

1. Lots of drinking.
2. Noise in chimney
3. Searching for animal.
4. Captured Duck.
5. All clear.

2/10 on Rant meter

 

[BTSDOG]

Fau gua ??

 

[Palladin]

 

[22lr]

Squirrel?

Please tell us you threw yourself between your wife and the monster and strangled it with an extension cord or something.

 

[TLB]

Since when do ducks have fur ???

Are you sure you only had two glasses of wine ???

Damned autocorrect, I'm sure.

 

[not new guy]

Some of you guys are pretty ducking dense.

 

[richc]

This thread quacks me up!

 

[bfm]

I thought you were going to say you got her crabs, but that is where my tasteless sense of humor heads for VD pet jokes.

What's the difference between a duck?

 

[BillO]

If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck and gently roasts over a smile fire like a duck, it was probably a duck.

 

[evalance]

Hope you caught it worth 100 bucks wood duck lol

 

[Dieseldog13]

We once had a female Wood Duck in our chimney. Had to take apart a full 55 gallon fish tank on the hearth inorder to get at it. Opened the front door, removed the flue and out flies the Woodie. It went right out the door. I went up on the roof that very day and duck proofed the chimney.

 

[dhuze]

Since when do ducks have fur ???

Are you sure you only had two glasses of wine ???

Platypus, It was a Platypus.

Either way, I'd put the cost of cleanup on his bill.

 

[enbloc]

Can ducks get rabies?

 

[enbloc]

Hope you caught it worth 100 bucks wood duck lol

Wood duck?

 

[evalance]

Wood duck?

Lmao .

Chinese wood duck I have

 

[Dennis in MA]

All she wanted was a "pet" for V-day and you gave her the full ducking.

 

[bfm]

All she wanted was a "pet" for V-day and you gave her the full ducking.

Well, better than a dull... Nevermind

 

[white feather]

So what did you name your new pet duck? Quackser Fortune?

 

[babygorilla]

So what did you name your new pet duck? Quackser Fortune?

Howard

 

[Reptile]

Wood duck?

Wood not duck.

Not even on Valentines Day.

 

[Spanz]

I've heard ducks make awesome pets.

funny, I've heard ducks make awesome roasts.

 

[not new guy]

funny, I've heard ducks make awesome roasts.

But how do they do it without hands?

 

[tuna]

Wait it was a furry duck? What the hell happened? Are out still drunk from VDay?

 

[Spanz]

Wait it was a furry duck? What the hell happened? Are out still drunk from VDay?

yeah, in other words, a bat