Some of you remind me the dude from Sebastian Maniscalco's stand up routine "Subway". You do not read anything and you want to chat about the third tomato on the right while others got the routine down and want to just eat.
This may help you:
1. Sign up for Carl's emails.
2. Read and compare specs and prices using the internet.
3. Make sure your paperwork is all set BEFORE you show up in the shop. Carl is inviting you to do that on his web site anyway.
4. When you walk in and you see some people inside, do not get scared. They are not there to kidnap you and trade you for Glock. They are there to get their purchases and get the hell out of there as fast as they can. Do not block their exit way with silly questions!
This is not Mortons Steakhouse where you can drool over a raw meat uninterrupted by your waiter. This is drive thru Dunkin Donuts! Know your donuts and speak clearly when ordering.
5. Realize that this is MA. MA translates into any business language as HELL. Yes, Carl would like to have a bigger space but would you pay more for his rent?
6. Realize that you have to have some responsibility yourself. This is not a place for show and tell and buy nothing. Either you are buying, or you are leaving. Use this forum and many other forums to gain some knowledge PRIOR of you showing up in the store and delaying others.
7. Yes, sometimes they do not answer their phones. The same can be true for your dentist, doctor, insurance provider, plumber, roofer. Do you know why? Because they are busy! That is a good thing for you! When they are busy they will not go out of business like the shop in Tewksbury which was large, empty and full of 3 dudes chatting about what they will buy one day when they will get some dough.
8. Bitch less and whip yourself in a better shape. Be a knowledgeable buyer and appreciate that many guns are sold by Carl BELOW the price suggested by a manufacturer. This is possible because Carl places large orders. Help him to do that!