White problems surgery

It's a cyst.., the only sober person is the "doctor"
It solved itself but came back... i have Obama care, but this is easier.


I medically had 12 shots of 40 proof....the biggest issue was trust.


The result was far better than other options.... im glad i didn't have to staple or stitch a blind spot
 
I have to say the audio on that video is epic... at the same time "surgerzing" yourself can be tricky..
 
Pfft. That's only level 1 home surgery.:p

This Russian did his own appendectomy:

http://www.southpolestation.com/trivia/igy1/appendix.html

I'm sure that there was an AK somewhere in the room.

Cysts are a PIA I had a large one removed from my neck before Obama care. It sucks when you pay 2K a month for insurance you can't afford to use.

Bob
 
Its actually a sterile scalpel, and yes food prep gloves..other than my hangover it feels so much better..

I try not to mess with stuff like this but it had open itself and was good for a week or two,but was coming back with a vengeance.
 
I am the master of (getting) cysts.
Your doc may actually do no better than your GF. I had one on my head he had to remove SEVEN times before he got it all.
They have a "shell" around them my doc says, and if you don't get it all they will come right back.
Apparently I had a cyst on top of a cyst on top of a cyst when he finally got it all.
Big golf ball (practically) removed from my back recently....2-3 more to go there, also have two more small ones about the size of a pencil eraser on the side of my head.
 
When it opened itself up an amber fluid came out but not the "sack"
I figured it would be back, but it seemed like it was doing fine. A few days later it came back.

I think it might be good now. These things always seem to pop up on your head and ass.. which if you have ever tried to adress yourself its difficult not being able to see and trying to cut by feel.
 
Yes, and she only works for tips
She probably makes her money selling the leftovers. There's a children's vision and cosmetic hospital near by that uses circumcision leftovers for reconstruction on kids born without eyelids. Apparently it works quite well with the only side effects being they are slightly cockeyed and can't blink when in the presence of a pretty girl.
 
I should probably mention this location was kind of a scar from a stapel to close an injury to my head maybe 15 years ago.. maybe 3 years ago i hit this spot on a rust/moldy nail in my attic...thats when this cysts started.

I had been unable to address it because of its location.
 
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I am the master of (getting) cysts.
Your doc may actually do no better than your GF. I had one on my head he had to remove SEVEN times before he got it all.
They have a "shell" around them my doc says, and if you don't get it all they will come right back.
Apparently I had a cyst on top of a cyst on top of a cyst when he finally got it all.
Big golf ball (practically) removed from my back recently....2-3 more to go there, also have two more small ones about the size of a pencil eraser on the side of my head.

Cysts suck! I have one in the middle of one of my kidneys. It finally stopped growing about 3 years ago.
All the specialists I saw stated there was an 80+% chance it would return... So I have it monitored yearly. :(
 
Just an update.. we sqooze more stuff 3 days later.. and currently seems to be gone..there was already a scar in the location which remain, but the incision left no mark. Ill wait a few week and may open up this one more area.

But all in all this was far more effective, cheaper and convenient. Than going to a doctor.

It itched something fierce for awhile and was hard to remember not to scratch or pick at it.
 
The end to a drunken saga, i finnished it off with a shaved head and doing self exploratory surgery, followed by antibiotics....id say its finnished with zero scars and my hair growing back.

While id hate to admit it the antibiotics probably would have done it if i went to a doctor when most people would have.

Im just glad i have 1 less thing i worry may kill me.
Dont self medicate if your the doctor and patient.
 
I am the master of (getting) cysts.
They have a "shell" around them my doc says, and if you don't get it all they will come right back.
I had a cyst on the back of my wrist (dorsal ganglion), and a co-worker has one on the front (volar ganglion). Both of us got the full OR treatment to have a doc go in and carve them out.
 
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