Why I Carry: Some Monkey Attacks In Home Depot

[Reptile]

Florida woman arrested after pet spider monkey allegedly attacks Home Depot employees
A woman whose pet spider monkey allegedly attacked two Home Depot employees in separate incidents has been arrested.

Tina Ballard was arrested Monday by Linville Land Harbor police officers in North Carolina, WPBF25 reported, and is slated to be extradited back to Okeechobee County.

The news comes after the monkey, "Spanky," reportedly jumped out of a shopping cart and grabbed a Home Depot cashier's shirt, leaving “red marks on the cashier’s shoulder and back," the Palm Beach Post reported in May. The incident was not reported to wildlife officials at the time.

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Florida woman arrested after pet spider monkey allegedly attacks Home Depot employees

 

[MadatMarek]

Time for someone to spank the monkey

 

[mibro]

Funniest thing ever put on film. I can not watch this without laughing.

 

[kalash]

Anyone surprised that this happened in Florida?

 

[greencobra]

don't tell me...a support monkey? only thing missing here is clint eastwood.

 

[robjax]

the monkey is prettier....

 

[snowballs]

View: https://youtu.be/aor2eMbXbhI

 

[jimnasium]

Left red marks on the shoulder and back. Sounds pretty vicious. Now the cashier is gonna need a support monkey! where will it end ?

 

[DPR]

If one ever gets out of line near me I will end it's life without hesitation. They are wild animals and can get nasty. F those damn dirty apes.

 

[fitzknny]

Did the monkey's Home Depot card get declined ? ? ?

 

[Lokdog]

Time for someone to spank the monkey

Or maybe monk the spanky

 

[jkelly1229]

View: https://youtu.be/aor2eMbXbhI

I just came here to make sure someone posted this clip

 

[Permanent Waves]

Right turn Clyde.

 

[enbloc]

Time for someone to spank the monkey

"Monkey Likey..."

^ If enbloc was a monkey...

 

[Reptile]

"Monkey Likey..."

^ If enbloc was a monkey...

I'd smack the grin right off that primate. If he gave me any lip I'd put a cap in his ass.

 

[Palladin]

Funniest thing ever put on film. I can not watch this without laughing.

LMAO at the guy jumping out the window

 

[enbloc]

I'd smack the grin right off that primate. If he gave me any lip I'd put a cap in his ass.

Odd. Just hand it a grape or something.

 

[1776]

Actually, Spanky just got turned down for a job at the HD because his IQ was to high, and was just trying to find out if the two employees were actually brain dead!

 

[ccm75]

Lowes is more dangerous than Home Depot.
I showed up at this store as the last cruiser was leaving and they were cleaning up...Missed the excitement by just a few minutes.

CUSTOMERS FLEE STORE AS SHOOTING INJURES 2 GUNMAN SOUGHT IN WORCESTER - The Boston Globe (Boston, MA) | HighBeam Research

But I hate monkeys. That poor woman in CT that go shredded by the chimp.
Ugh...

 

[slap shot]

Could have been worse.

edited: that photo was actually of the fireman that got burned and had a full face transplant. my bad

this is the monkey attack victim...

 

[enbloc]

Is this a before/after or an after/before?

 

[Garys]

You know how they say that pets and their owners start to look alike after a while.

It's TRUE!

 

[quincy]

View: https://youtu.be/EVg5e4XLJ_s


View: https://youtu.be/4LVCVxKs70k

 

[Steelslave3]

She better stop monkeying around !

 

[Whiskeywon]

Is this a before/after or an after/before?

That's an After and later after IIRC. Post attack and post reconstructive surgeries

 

[ColdDayInHell]

*Logs on to NES, sees more Repetile threads, exits window*

 

[CatSnoutSoup]

Monkeys and clowns creep me out.

:emoji_tiger::emoji_no_entry_sign::emoji_monkey:

 

[enbloc]

That's an After and later after IIRC. Post attack and post reconstructive surgeries

Very decent improvements. Lost sight in both eyes I'm guessing. God Bless him.
~Matt

 

[BUMPA01603]

I'm a Dog person

 

[Jason Flare]

I can’t stop looking at the title of this thread. Reptile, do you really carry in case someone has a pet monkey that gets out of hand at Home Depot?