The only joke my sister knew from age 4-9 or so. She'd tell it EVERYWHERE.
Houda and Dooda go into the woods to chop down some firewood.
Houda chops down a tree and TIMBERRR, it almost hits Dooda. "Watch out, Houda!"
Houda chops down another tree. It KILLS Dooda. "Oh, no, what am I going to do??"
So he is walking to Dooda's house trying to think of a way to break this to his wife. "Wait. She loves songs. I'll figure out a song for her."
He gets to the house, knocks on the door and Dooda's wife answers. "Houda? Where's Dooda?"
He gets down on one knee, Al Jolson style and belts out, "Guess who died in the woods today???? Doodahhhhh. Dooodahhhhh! Guess who died in the woods today? Oh Doodah's Day!"
That's all I got.