You guys are gonna love this

[WBspectrum]

From the local paper, The Banner. Tried to find an online copy but could not, so here is a scan. I HAD to share this with you, it's so good I think the guy must be a 56th level House troll.

 

[Mass-diver]

He convinced me

 

[Bill Katt]

He convinced me

Me too!

 

[GhostArcher]

His words are music to my ears

 

[not new guy]

It must mess with your head growing up with a name like Blaise.

 

[DSmith]

Would you get 50 years for pointing a gun shaped pop-tart at someone?

 

[Bill Katt]

It must mess with your head growing up with a name like Blaise.

How do you even pronounce that? B....B.....B....Ballsucker?

 

[Azaghal_Zero]

If my name were Blaise, I'd pray for an all-out firearms ban simply for fear that I might be tempted to one day use one to blow my brains out of my skull.

 

[WallHack]

TL;DR someone summarize for me guize! Is this person anti-assault weapon?

 

[rhuarc3]

W T F

An alarm goes off every time you open your safe? The Leo's will love that one.


- Todd -

 

[Bill Katt]

TL;DR someone summarize for me guize! Is this person anti-assault weapon?

Insurance....DERP....alarms....DERPA....automatic lengthy prison terms for pointing a gun....DERPTY DERP DERP.

 

[turbo89]

Someone find his neighbors, notify them, and see if we can get an NES open carry Party going!

 

[mjbff]

Foward that to the BOSTON GLOBE Im sure they will print it for everyone to see........NOT

 

[Evadd]

W T F

An alarm goes off every time you open your safe? The Leo's will love that one.


- Todd -

Blaise would also be the first one crying that the police didn't show up to his house within 45 seconds of his 911 call over the noise he heard in his backyard. Sorry, they were too busy responding to the 400 people who happened to simultaneously open their safes.

 

[DSmith]

Amazon.com: Schylling Steel Safe with Alarm: Toys & Games