Man In Full Tactical Gear Plans, Carries Out Raid Of Animal Shelter To Get His Cat Back

[Tartakovsky]

Armed ex-soldier allegedly storms animal shelter to get cat back

Not exactly the purr-fect crime.

nypost.com

Older story but didn’t see it posted here

 

[Waher]

Soldiers do dumb things when separated from their beloved pussy.

 

[BostonVI]

The things men do for pussy.

 

[76Too]

Damn you two…I wanted to be the first post that said pussy.

Because…cats.

I’d definitely do this for my dog.

 

[safetyfirst2125]

He was gunnin for pussy

 

[enbloc]

not guilty...

 

[pastera]

But Wittmann — who served in the Australian army before he was discharged for failing to render efficient service — ultimately left empty-handed.

So an all around failure...

 

[Broc]

Was that @SFC13557 ?

 

[FalArAk]

I’d definitely do this for my dog.

You mean go to prison for a while?

F that!

Not gonna do your dog any good getting assraped every nite for a couple of years in a prison, right?

 

[Daddy Mac]

You know Greg, ever since your new avatar, I've noticed a ......change.

 

[FalArAk]

You know Greg, ever since your new avatar, I've noticed a ......change.

It's a tough time for me..

I mean I love dogs, some of them more than most humans... But go to prison over a dog, I'm all set with that.

Pretty sure I wouldn't do too good in prison.. I mean do they even do keto meals in there?

 

[walter62]

Thursday is Kale-Quinoa salad night

 

[CatSnoutSoup]

I’d definitely do this for my dog.

You mean go to prison for a while?

F that!

 

[76Too]

You mean go to prison for a while?

F that!

Not gonna do your dog any good getting assraped every nite for a couple of years in a prison, right?

You don’t know my dog.

He’s a good boy.

 

[Friday]

Thursday is Kale-Quinoa salad night

oh, salads will be tossed, one could even argue they are keto, but not in a way you'd appreciate.

 

[enbloc]

How do you spell... Hero

 

[enbloc]

You don’t know my dog.

He’s a good boy.

Is he turning his life around?

 

[Drix]

Armed ex-soldier allegedly storms animal shelter to get cat back

Not exactly the purr-fect crime.

nypost.com

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Older story but didn’t see it posted here

I know an Australian who would do this.

 

[Compooky]

Did the animal shelter have security like a prison? Should have just pulled a fire alarm and maybe start a small fire. Then he can show up as a good samaritan to help get people and animals out and run off with his cat in the chaos.

 

[MAGA99]

It's a tough time for me..

I mean I love dogs, some of them more than most humans... But go to prison over a dog, I'm all set with that.

Pretty sure I wouldn't do too good in prison.. I mean do they even do keto meals in there?

I hear if you have a skill, you can do well.

 

[frenchman]

I like his style tho.

 

[Zappa]

I love dogs, some of them more than most humans... But go to prison over a dog, I'm all set with that.

How about for a goat ???

 

[Bodhisattva]

You know Greg, ever since your new avatar, I've noticed a ......change.

You’ve noticed all the ass play talk too?

 

[Prepper]

I can certainly sympathize. If someone took my kitty, I'd have fantasies about going all John Wick on them. Well, John Wick if played by Mr Bean.

 

[FPrice]

Armed ex-soldier allegedly storms animal shelter to get cat back

Not exactly the purr-fect crime.

nypost.com

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Older story but didn’t see it posted here

It's obvious that this man never worked with one Michael J "Crocodile" Dundee.

 

[enbloc]

Did the animal shelter have security like a prison? Should have just pulled a fire alarm and maybe start a small fire. Then he can show up as a good samaritan to help get people and animals out and run off with his cat in the chaos.

A diversion? Good thinking...

 

[FPrice]

A diversion? Good thinking...


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I do NOT know who is sicker.

The guy who actually did this

The guy who searched online for it and posted it.

Or the guy who saw it and laughed.

 

[enbloc]

I do NOT know who is sicker.

The guy who actually did this

The guy who searched online for it and posted it.

Or the guy who saw it and laughed.

We are One...

 

[Compooky]

A diversion? Good thinking...


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That actually worked well as a diversion… I saw it and thought no one would focus on that for long but then I had to watch more closely trying to figure out if it went up the anus or if it’s just clenched between the cheeks.

 

[tuna]

How about for a goat ???

Those who really care about goats will usually use a suicide vest.