Turns out you do...
since 2012. This was even mentioned (IIRC) in the "EVERYBODY QUIT PAYPAL!!!1!" threads.
People from across the political spectrum have been finding reasons to hate PP forever. Then they tell people to get on the new hotness - that either already belongs to PayPal or gets bought by them shortly. And before we all shift to zelle - they're owned by Bank of America, Truist, Capital One, JPMorgan Chase, PNC Bank, U.S. Bank, and Wells Fargo; there's no escape.
Sorry to disappoint, but if we want to live in the future, and make easy business transactions electronically, our money will pass through the hands of people we disagree with. The only alternative is to accept some pretty significant discomforts. (The risk associated with putting cash in an envelope despite the protestations of USPS is an example of just one such discomfort.)