No more declawing cats in MA. But….

[Broc]

this thread is on theme for NES

Finally got an answer that makes sense.

 

[chris_1001]

Today, warm dry pu$$y

 

[Varmint]

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Stupid me read that as a cat who thinks only shotguns should be legal.

 

[Varmint]

My wife has been on a recent kick about getting cats. I said not unless we have a barn they can live in. She’s on board with a car barn — though it’s not in the budget!

So you’re down with a barn full of cars covered in cat paw prints?

 

[Varmint]

We couldn’t get pregnant til I got my wife two cats. The cat gods own me now.

 

[Reptile]

We couldn’t get pregnant til I got my wife two cats. The cat gods own me now.

Glad you finally got some pussy.

 

[Varmint]

Glad you finally got some pussy.

Au contraire, after two years of trying I was getting worn out.

 

[Reptile]

Au contraire, after two years of trying I was getting worn out.

I feel for you.

During round three I feel as if I’m cranking a Model T.

 

[Agnotology]

They let you guys have rounds? Implying breaks? I'm just expected to perform till she's done.

 

[Dennis in MA]

Agreed. Declawing a cat is the same thing as cutting off all your fingers. But this legislation won't have a ton of effect. Most vets around here had started refusing to do it long ago.

Never stopped mASS from passing a law anyhow.

I'm surprised we haven't had a law that allows Martians to have free room and board at the local immigrant hotel. Just in case, you know. Or making dropping a safe one someone's head a'la Wile E. Coyote illegal.

 

[Agnotology]

Or making dropping a safe on someone's head a'la Wile E. Coyote illegal.

I just have a good insurance policy in case of.... 'accidents'

 

[Token_Black_Guy]

We couldn’t get pregnant til I got my wife two cats. The cat gods own me now.

DNA test bro

 

[Varmint]

DNA test bro

That would be a neat trick by those ball-less fockers.