They're Here! They're Here!!!!

[MassMark]

 

[FSTC]

If ever SHTF someone would be able to walk confidently towards my ranch with that kit.......for maybe 4 or 5 steps.....

 

[01bmf]

I can't believe how much time, energy, and money I have wasted on prepping when this kit was out there! Damn!

 

[mclina]

Maybe if it came with zombie targets. Or is that an undead prairie dog?

 

[FSTC]

Maybe if it came with zombie targets. Or is that an undead prairie dog?

When the "operator" completes the ensemble with a bass mofo watch cap, you all gonna be prairie doggin'.....

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=PRAIRIE%20DOGGING

 

[Boghog1]

well how is the air rifle?

 

[KMS]

Actually that's not a bad idea....would be a good gift for Xmas,to give to people that you care about that have no idea nor do they worry about shtf situations.

Kind of a small wake up call gift,would be perfect for my In-laws,as the only shtf scenario they might possibly think could happen is a missile hitting thier house.

If anything my FIL can sit in his lawn chair and shoot beer cans with the air rifle.

It really isn't a bad idea for a gift for stubborn Obamabots in the family.

 

[oilspill]

With that kit you're half way to a BOB. All you need is a machete, 6 knives/multi-tools, a case of cliff bars, and a beard-beanie - you're set for 72 hours.

 

[mclina]

Actually that's not a bad idea....would be a good gift for Xmas,to give to people that you care about that have no idea nor do they worry about shtf situations.

Kind of a small wake up call gift,would be perfect for my In-laws,as the only shtf scenario they might possibly think could happen is a missile hitting thier house.

If anything my FIL can sit in his lawn chair and shoot beer cans with the air rifle.

It really isn't a bad idea for a gift for stubborn Obamabots in the family.

Last Christmas I gave all of my siblings a 72 hour bag from Emergency Essentials. I thought it would be a good conversation starter. It turned out that there were more preppers in the family than I thought. Since then, all birthday gifts have been along the same lines.

 

[Billsail]

With that kit you're half way to a BOB. All you need is a machete, 6 knives/multi-tools, a case of cliff bars, and a beard-beanie - you're set for 72 hours.

72 hours would require a pack of Newports.

 

[MassMark]

well how is the air rifle?

Going to assess the rifle tomorrow - I have a rare Monday night shift...

 

[GunGrey]

Like a whole box of them?

 

[Twigg]

What ? No wheelbarrow ?

 

[MassMark]

What ? No wheelbarrow ?

I think that's next...

 

[exo]

What ? No wheelbarrow ?

Pffft, please. Nobody is going to sell a wheelbarrow for SHTF. What they will sell you, however, is a Tactical Ammunition Resupply Device*


*Any resemblance to a wheelbarrow is strictly coincidental. Please pay our 500% markup.

 

[coastie]

If the TARD has an armored option then I am in for two. Must have a solid no flat tire.

 

[Boghog1]

If they could only throw in a Catical

 

[exo]

If the TARD has an armored option then I am in for two. Must have a solid no flat tire.

Then you'll love the Rugged Extreme Tactical Ammunition Resupply Device!

Act now, supplies limited.

 

[Boghog1]

Then you'll love the Rugged Extreme Tactical Ammunition Resupply Device!

Act now, supplies limited.

is that the one with two wheels?

 

[dwarven1]

Pffft, please. Nobody is going to sell a wheelbarrow for SHTF. What they will sell you, however, is a Tactical Ammunition Resupply Device*
*Any resemblance to a wheelbarrow is strictly coincidental. Please pay our 500% markup.

If they could only throw in a Catical

Is that a tactical cat?

 

[Boghog1]

Is that a tactical cat?

Tactical cactus, I couldn't find the thread but I am sure some of our experts can

 

[atmay]

Tactical cactus, I couldn't find the thread but I am sure some of our experts can

Ah yes, the Tactical Cactus.

I gave the prototype to Adam and Nicole. They killed it.

I have no idea how one goes about killing a cactus, but they managed!

 

[CRSIII]

is that the one with two wheels?

And a football helmet from the 50's.

 

[Rider]

Awesome. The really sad thing about this is that there are probably plenty of people out there who are pro gun control but still want to defend themselves, and seriously think that an air rifle is better than nothing. It might help with small game, but that is about it.

Anyway, that's pretty funny. I bet they sell tons of them in CA, if .22 pellets are legal there.

 

[afajvan]

Then you'll love the Rugged Extreme Tactical Ammunition Resupply Device!

Act now, supplies limited.

Thanks, the banana I was eating almost came out my nose from reading this.

 

[SpudRacer]

is that the one with two wheels?

It's the fully enclosed yellow motorized short one that looks like a chopped bus

 

[ptanks56]

And a football helmet from the 50's.

And an old set of leather framed flight goggles.