6-year-old trick-or-treater assaulted by man carrying loaded gun, police say

[Prepper]

Good reason to install a cam covering your front door, if you don't already have one.

Yep I have one. Although I know what happens next..... Someone complaining that I'm creepily taking video of small children.

 

[Kicker96FS]

31 posts and no asked whats his NES name!? You guys are slipping!

 

[namedpipes]

Yep I have one. Although I know what happens next..... Someone complaining that I'm creepily taking video of small children.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't

 

[AHM]

+1 for use of "gank".

It was awfully close to the Y.

Nope.
Intentional.

While we're at it,
can one of you cunning linguists deconstruct "dabbing"?

Frigging media never tells the WHOLE story.

The spoiled little brat walked across my LAWN. There was a clearly marked, lighted walkway leading between the blowup witch and waving skeleton but he walks across the LAWN. What the hell did he EXPECT?

Spoiler: Wants lawn untrod

Spoiler: Would want lawn untrod, if he had a lawn

 

[SpaceCritter]

Yep I have one. Although I know what happens next..... Someone complaining that I'm creepily taking video of small children.

"I'm not - Ring is."

 

[ToddDubya]

While we're at it,
can one of you cunning linguists deconstruct "dabbing"?

Spoiler: Wants lawn untrod

Spoiler: Would want lawn untrod, if he had a lawn

I cannot.

Additionally, I read your spoiler as "Wants lawn turd untrod".

 

[AHM]

While we're at it,
can one of you cunning linguists deconstruct "dabbing"?

I cannot.

I'm truly glad it's not me.
The word seems perfectly cromulent,
yet it doesn't scan.

SPOILER="Wants lawn untrod"

Additionally, I read your spoiler as "Wants lawn turd untrod".

...and few would contest that sentiment.

 

[mikeyp]

While we're at it,
can one of you cunning linguists deconstruct "dabbing"?

My son does that dabbing bs as if it were an actual dance. He's 6 almost 7. It's aggravating lol

 

[AHM]

My son does that dabbing bs as if it were an actual dance. He's 6 almost 7. It's aggravating lol

Ah, my misteak was consulting Wiktionary instead of the Urban Dictionary.
P. S. Tell him if he keeps that up,
he's goin' to jail.

 

[Frizzle Fry]

This marxist bullshit ain't gonna end well for the marxists.

 

[mikeyp]

Ah, my misteak was consulting Wiktionary instead of the Urban Dictionary.
P. S. Tell him if he keeps that up,
he's goin' to jail.

Not weed, this

 

[AHM]

Tell him if he keeps that up,
he's goin' to jail.

Not weed, this <HOW TO DAB DANCE TUTORIAL>

Wasn't referring to weed -
was alluding to the apparent correlation between that dance move
and getting caught peeping in other peoples' windows.
You gotta nip that stuff in the bud.