CNN - Communist News Network is a Dumpster Fire

Why is everybody on CNN’s case? These heroes of modern day journalism, keepers of truth and beacons of honesty and objectivity keep providing you ingrates with accurate and ever so useful information about the 1/6 investigation AND Liberty mutual infomercials. I mean, where else would you get your intel about the most horrific attack on our democracy? It is beyond me how there isn’t more people riveted to their seats watching this only non biased treasure of american news TV all day long. They have Don Lemon AND Wolf Blitzer, for crying out loud.
 
Well, we know his political leanings. Funny how he's worked for all the major news channels.
But then again, I recall one inebriated phone call I made years ago.
 
Hey. If they can do that, the Sox can hire a catcher that got charged with slapping his Willie in his truck.

Oh wait. That just happened too. LOL. (At a Dollah-Tree no less!)
 
oldgunner said:
Yeah but remember, CNN in on in most medical waiting rooms, all the airports....most all public places that have Teevee's. CNN IS Big Brother
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CNN stopped all of those broadcasts to airports and public areas years ago as it was too expensive and they couldn't afford it any longer.
 
Zappa said:
nypost.com

Don Lemon rejects ‘narrative’ that CNN is moving toward political center

“Yes, I will be able to do what I do on CNN – which is to tell the truth,” Lemon said.
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I think that’s a narrative that has been placed in the medium. I think what Chris wants to do is to be able to have Republicans and Democrats and whatever your political stance is on CNN so that you can be accountable and that you can answer for it.”
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Got it. They're not moving to the center. They're moving to a place that isn't so Left so the Right has a say. That's not "center". Let's call it "middle." [rofl]

Years ago, I worked with this guy who was very insecure about being a white male. Like anything that was not white or male, he had to speak out against. It was very strange.

Anyhow, one night he calls into BCN for a contest.

"What's your name?"

"Biff Brigham."

"Oh, like Brigham & Women's Hospital?" (So now Biff FREAKS - he's not a woman or wants to be associated with one.)

"No. Like Brigham's Ice Cream."

"Oh, is that your family."

"No."

Long clueless pause by DJ. LOL
 
nypost.com

Scandal-scarred Jeffrey Toobin leaving CNN after two decades

Jeffrey Toobin is leaving CNN after two decades on the network — where he survived a masturbation scandal that got him fired from the New Yorker magazine.
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More here:

babylonbee.com

Jeffrey Toobin Departing CNN To Expose Himself To New Audiences

NEW YORK, NY — After 20 years at CNN, Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin has decided to part ways with the news organization to expose himself to new audiences.
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NEW YORK, NY — After 20 years at CNN, Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin has decided to part ways with the news organization to expose himself to new audiences.

"CNN has been good to me, but after 20 years, it's time for me to beat it," said Toobin in his final broadcast with the company. "This has been a time of growth for me, but it's time to stretch myself even further and practice some self-love. My time at CNN has truly been a pleasure."


As Toobin completed his touching sendoff, his CNN comrades gathered around to offer their best wishes. "What a happy ending!" he exclaimed.

Speculation abounds as to which opportunity Toobin will grab next after his release from CNN, but several rumors suggested he's been picked up by The Daily Wire.
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Another unconfirmed report states he retired from CNN for health reasons, it is believed he has suffered from a series of small strokes.
Other sources say he has been offered the position of Chief of product testing and quality assurance at Porn Hub.
 
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It's tough. You leaned left when things got squirrelly for Dubya. Then continued that lean for 8 years of Obama, walking around hoping that he'd ask you to handi-wipe his balls or something. Then TRUMP gets in there and not only can you go way left, you are getting massive ratings spikes for doing so.

Then it's almost 2 years later and all has calmed down - maybe b/c YOU WERE THE ONES FANNING THE FLAMES OF THE TRUMP ERA. (Imagine if Trump or Dan Quayle or G-Dub said the things that Kamama and Joltin Joe say every day. Damn. It would be absolute bedlam!)

Media needs to STFU and just report. Then the stupid social media "news" will calm down as well. They started all this crap. They need to STFU.
 
Zappa said:
babylonbee.com

10 Drastic Changes CNN Is Making To Bring Back Viewers

CNN has pushed out Reliable Sources host Brian Stelter, marking the launch of a complete rebrand for the network as they reposition themselves to report actual news and earn the trust of their viewers.
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"
  1. All shows will feature voiceover commentary from Mystery Science Theater 3000: It's way more engaging this way."
[rofl]You know that could be hilarious.
 
Wow, never expected this:

nypost.com

Democrats melt down after CNN hosts criticize Biden speech

Democrats had an online meltdown after hosts from their leftist network CNN dared criticize President Biden’s use of the military during his fiery primetime attack on his Republican rivals.
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CNN actually expressed an opinion that didn't toe the DNC party line, now the leftists have turned on them:

Democrats had an online meltdown after hosts from their leftist network CNN dared question President Biden’s use of the military during his fiery primetime attack on his Republican rivals.

Hosts Brianna Keilar and Jeff Zeleny were just a few of the people upset at the commander-in-chief using Marines to back him during his speech — sparking demands for their axing and an outright boycott of the left-wing network.
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Maybe some real changes are taking place over there ???
 

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