Dead Mans Concealed Gun Fires Off Inside Cremation Chamber

[Zappa]

A new definition for the phrase "going out with a bang":

25 Investigates: Undetected loaded gun goes off inside Boston cremation chamber

A loaded gun went off in a crematorium in Boston last week – after the firearm somehow went undetected by hospital and funeral home staff for two months, 25 Investigates has found.

www.boston25news.com

I wonder where it was stashed that it went "undetected" ???

 

[Rob Boudrie]

This adds a new definition to the term "cook off"

 

[not new guy]

Yikes. Is he OK?

 

[Mountain]

Parting shot?

 

[Uzi2]

They ought to be glad it wasn't a mortar round.

 

[drgrant]

if they dont know if a gun is up someones ass are they even checking pulses to make sure theyre dead? lol

 

[eboos]

if they dont know if a gun is up someones ass are they even checking pulses to make sure theyre dead? lol

 

[Rob Boudrie]

if they dont know if a gun is up someones ass are they even checking pulses to make sure theyre dead? lol

Matarese funeral home in Ashland received a live one quite a few years ago.

Much to his credit, the owner of the funeral home called 911 instead of using an alternative procedure to avoid the loss of a customer. I believe the non deceased decedent made it to the hospital alive, but died within a few hours or days.

 

[appraiser]

sounds like some indigent person arrived at hospital DOA, sent to the morgue, went unclaimed or otherwise for 2 months, picked up in a body bag inside a cardboard box and delivered to be cooked well done.

St Michaels Crematorium?

 

[Rob Boudrie]

I suspect MANY people have been buried with guns, especially with funeral homes accommodating one last private visit before closing the casket.

 

[Zappa]

Matarese funeral home in Ashland received a live one quite a few years ago.

Much to his credit, the owner of the funeral home called 911 instead of using an alternative procedure to avoid the loss of a customer. I believe the non deceased decedent made it to the hospital alive, but died within a few hours or days.

View: https://youtu.be/uBxMPqxJGqI

 

[Coda]

So in MA gun possession is only scrutinized when you are alive. Once you are dead the Commonwealth doesn't give a shit.

 

[nin7474]

is this the guns HD 4420 is trying to get rid of?

 

[safetyfirst2125]

Kudos for successfully hiding his gun from the gestapo

 

[Rob Boudrie]

View: https://youtu.be/uBxMPqxJGqI

 

[Dennis in MA]

sounds like some indigent person arrived at hospital DOA, sent to the morgue, went unclaimed or otherwise for 2 months, picked up in a body bag inside a cardboard box and delivered to be cooked well done.

St Michaels Crematorium?

I was always a fan of F.A. King in. . . .Dorchester? Milton? Somewhere over there. It was a plumbing place next to a funeral parlor, so it looked like it was FAKING funerals.

 

[greencobra]

probably wrecked havoc with his hemorrhoids but getting it into position very well may have killed him.

 

[mothybee]

if they dont know if a gun is up someones ass are they even checking pulses to make sure theyre dead? lol

Hey, 200 bucks is 200 bucks.

 

[jasonj84]

I suspect MANY people have been buried with guns, especially with funeral homes accommodating one last private visit before closing the casket.

Screw a boating accident. "Sorry, buried all of my guns with a dead buddy".

 

[Sofistocat]

FIFY

Screw a boating accident. "Sorry, buried all of my guns IN a dead buddy".

 

[drgrant]

So in MA gun possession is only scrutinized when you are alive. Once you are dead the Commonwealth doesn't give a shit.

Well think about it what are they going to do prosecute a dead guy?

 

[Rockrivr1]

I guess the mystery on why he died is no longer a mystery. Gun up ass is a pretty obvious cause of death.

 

[Rob Boudrie]

Well think about it what are they going to do prosecute a dead guy?

Pope Steven had the body of Pop Formosus exhumed in 897 and put on trial and found guilty, but apparently won an appeal or got a pardon later.

Unsurprisingly, Formosus was found guilty. He was stripped of his robes and his three fingers used for the blessing were chopped off. All his measures and acts were annulled, and all the orders conferred by him were declared invalid. After burying him (a second time) in a cemetery for strangers outside of Church lands, Stephen VI had Formosus dug up yet again and thrown into the Tiber River. A fisherman or a monk, depending on the legend, found his body, pulled it from the water, and hid it. Later, Formosus was reburied (a third time) at St. Peter's and his name cleared.

The Cadaver Synod: When a Dead Pope Was Put on Trial

During one of the most political times in papal history, Pope Formosus' corpse was dug up and put on trial for crimes of the past. Who thought this was a good idea?

history.howstuffworks.com

 

[Marty McFly]

If it was a hot chick that died the guy working there probably would have felt it

 

[bfm]

It was his ghost's gun.

 

[MGnoob]

These pop up from time to time..pretty sick

 

[jasonj84]

I guess the mystery on why he died is no longer a mystery. Gun up ass is a pretty obvious cause of death.

That's why I only carry subcompact!

Do you think the last thing he heard was "I'm going to take that gun and shove it up your ass!"?

 

[PATRON]

Well the only place that gun could have been was up his ass,so it brings a whole new meaning to shooting the shit.

 

[not new guy]

It was his ghost's gun.

I think this is actually how ghost guns are made.

 

[Maxrobot]

So the Commonwealth of Mass. charges $200 to sign off on a cremation?