"When saluting a “leg” officer, an appropriate greeting is not “Airborne leads the wa- oh…sorry sir”.On purpose, I managed to make my way through about 3/4 of "Skippy's List" - much to my chain of command's dismay.
For those of you unfamiliar with this list: http://skippyslist.com/list/
I dare you to read it without laughing.
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Was walking across the Kaserne when a Speedy4 saluted me with, "Nuke em til they f***ing glow, Sir." Got his name and unit and went to see his 1SGT. "First Sergeant, I understand unit pride but...." Before I got any farther (or named the soldier), he responded, "What has Specialist Minor done, this time?
Summary: every unit has one guy whose job it is to make the 1SGT grumpy.
"142. “Calvin-Ball” is not authorized PT.
143. I do not need to keep a “range card” by my window."
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