Florida woman who flew to Australia for clown school jailed over 24ct gold pistol
An American woman who arrived in Australia to attend clown school with a gold-plated pistol in her luggage has been jailed for a year.
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Florida woman who flew to Australia for clown school jailed over 24ct gold pistol
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Golddiggie
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Wow... Well, she doesn't need the school to be a professional clown.
namedpipes
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Insane Clown Possy?
ETA: Just to be clear, that's innuendo plus a dumb pun, not a typo.
ETA: Just to be clear, that's innuendo plus a dumb pun, not a typo.
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Rat187
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Guilty as sin: "Goodson, who uses they/them pronouns, had travelled to Australia from Florida but told officers that her permit for the Colt 45-style pistol was “back in Alabama”.
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Oof, lots to unpack with this nutjob:
“She claimed that she had forgotten it was in her bag, after telling customs officers that she did not have any prohibited items with her.
But police later discovered she had searched online for an answer to the question: “Can I have a gun in my suitcase?” and set a calendar reminder to herself to “put gun in suitcase”.
Goodson later said she had brought the gun into the country as protection, even though she was “scared” to shoot it and would more likely “pistol whip” anyone who attacked her.
She had, however, declared that she was carrying a cat’s spine, squirrel feet and rabbit urine, the Daily Mail reported. It is unclear why she travelled with those items.
“She claimed that she had forgotten it was in her bag, after telling customs officers that she did not have any prohibited items with her.
But police later discovered she had searched online for an answer to the question: “Can I have a gun in my suitcase?” and set a calendar reminder to herself to “put gun in suitcase”.
Goodson later said she had brought the gun into the country as protection, even though she was “scared” to shoot it and would more likely “pistol whip” anyone who attacked her.
She had, however, declared that she was carrying a cat’s spine, squirrel feet and rabbit urine, the Daily Mail reported. It is unclear why she travelled with those items.
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She didn't look like any alabama girl I've seen
556USER
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I wouldn't be surprised to find a cat spine up her snatch.
Just one?
HorizontalHunter
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If I looked like that I would want to learn how to professionally apply clown make up. It would be a huge upgrade.
An Alabama girl would not waste money on a jewelry in the shape of a pistol.
Western countries (and I'm sure China etc.) have devices that plug into your phone and download all the data. I don't think you have the option of refusing at the border, or anywhere in Australia for that matter. Pretty much no other countries have even our measly protections against search/seizure. This is the country that forcibly put people in camps if they were suspected of having COVID.
HorizontalHunter
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Chevy 2 65
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I see a TON of bad choices.
HorizontalHunter
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It’s written all over her face
Chevy 2 65
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