French officials strip Armstrong of Tour de France title

[SgtUSMC8541]

CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title.

In a random check for banned substances, 3 were found in Armstrong's hotel room.

The 3 substances banned by the French, that were found in his hotel room were as follows:

(1) Toothpaste
(2) Deodorant
(3) Soap

The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before including a testicle and a backbone...

 

[TonyD]

[lol] [lol] [lol]

 

[Moderator]

[lol] [lol] [lol] [lol] [lol]

 

[Nickle]

I put little faith in the accuracy of the "Communist News Network", even if I know it's a joke, I actually wouldn't put it past CNN to actually report something like that.

 

[dwarven1]

The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before including a testicle and a backbone...

Oh, geez, Sarge, WARN a guy before you post something like that! I'm reading this over lunch... and my laptop almost wore my desert I was laughing so hard! ROTFLASTC!!


Ross

 

[Lynne]

ROTF [lol] [lol] [lol]

 

[C-pher]

Yea, that was funny.

 

[dvl]

Now I am a RABID fan of cycling and raced for many years myself, and I was about to lose it over that headline!

Yes, I laughed out loud.

 

[C-pher]

Now I am a RABID fan of cycling and raced for many years myself, and I was about to lose it over that headline!

Yes, I laughed out loud.

Sweet, I was thinking the same thing at the start. Thought I haven't raced since I was 18... But I still have my Peugot 501...in great working order. Still ride it once and a while. But I like Mountain Biking more now.

 

[SiameseRat]

Ok that one actually had me going until I hit the punchline... [lol] [lol]