Glock FS TED Talk

The bone stock tan 19x for $800 had me laughing. I remember the old days of NES when it was acceptable to blast em for their prices in the thread.
Don't forget the Taran 34. Shit, I'll take a grinder to my 34, and for realism, will stab myself with a pencil to add blood, and I'll only charge $2k.
 
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By the way, you don't "by" them, you "buy" them. :p Well, those that want a grock do at least. Never understood why the ones in the PRM seem to be so over priced anyway. Not that I would purchase one either way.
The best things about Glocks are they’re cheap, and magazine compatibility. Take those aspects away and damn right, meh.
 
My buddy has a .22lr parlor pistol he was gifted from the late 1800s. Still a tack driver. Sure the breech reloads are a pain and the rifling looks more like a suggestion, its pitted with surface rust, but it's not on the approved firearm roster so first 25k gets it.

When I said it drives tacks, I meant from 5 feet.
 
I like the stuff that has been posted 1-2-3 + years and still hasn't sold.

Somebody isn't getting the message....

They don't care. It isn't like you and me that has a gun and just wants it gone. Likely a dealer or something and just spends 5 min once or twice a week bumping thier stuff. It doesn't cost htem anything and they'll eventaully get their price.

I'm happy I'm on the LIQUIDATE side of my collection addiction. LOL. Trying to sort through the FS her is insane. It makes me long for the time when it was a ghost town and you'd get 1-2 Glock listings a week.
 
In that case, I got a complete Anderson lower with an ultra rare unobtainium Magpul Dynamics sticker on the magwell that I’d be willing to trade for a Honda Africa Twin with the red/white/blue livery.
 
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The brand new custom Glocks are hilarious. So I take the slide and barrel and sell it on ebay for what the gun cost and then I buy the gaudiest “custom” slide set up and charge $1000 plus. Honestly I don’t get it but I guess i’m getting old.
Younger guy here, Custom Glocks are a load of shit. A new slide isn’t making you a better shot it’s to peacock on Reddit or Instagram. I love the people that replace the barrel that is far more accurate than any human.

The only worth while customization is an optics cut because the MOS is trash. Maybe a professional stipple job. And for the love of gos leave the trigger alone people.
 
It seems some folks (mostly with low post counts) have jumped the gun on posting new/used Glocks in the FS threads at stupid prices. The law doesn't kick in until 10/23/24 folks. Stop posting your BNIB Ultra Rare NEW Glock 19x der derrr derrrr for $200-1000 over current NEW prices. We can still buy them. You look like an ass.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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I'm going to post up my P80 G17 clones
These things are ghetto fabulous - should get at least $1k each if people understand what they are getting.
Shouldn't take more than 20 or 30 bumps to find the right buyer.
 
It seems some folks (mostly with low post counts) have jumped the gun on posting new/used Glocks in the FS threads at stupid prices. The law doesn't kick in until 10/23/24 folks. Stop posting your BNIB Ultra Rare NEW Glock 19x der derrr derrrr for $200-1000 over current NEW prices. We can still buy them. You look like an ass.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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You’re just jealous of us pre-pre-ban people making big bucks. Like the pre-ban Ravens and Jennings I’m selling for $1200. Oh yeah, no low balls cause I know what I got. And rare. Yeah. Rare.
 
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