Hypothetical Shotgun Purchase

[Darksideblues42]

Let's suppose you are out of town for work, and you happen upon a Remington model 11 12 gauge shotgun in amazing shape with a factory "dial a choke" and amazing engraving and wood checkering for the low low price of $217.

Do you go pick it up knowing the wife will find out?

 

[Blackbeard83]

Let's suppose you are out of town for work, and you happen upon a Remington model 11 12 gauge shotgun in amazing shape with a factory "dial a choke" and amazing engraving and wood checkering for the low low price of $217.

Do you go pick it up knowing the wife will find out?

Yes. I would tell her that it's like finding those sweet high heels that was originally $1000 for $200. You can't say no at that price.

 

[Darksideblues42]

Yes. I would tell her that it's like finding those sweet high heels that was originally $1000 for $200. You can't say no at that price.

Sold. Your fault then! Buying tomorrow!!

 

[Asaltweapon]

You even asked??

 

[MAGA99]

Your wife gonna give you shit over $217 bucks?! WTF!! I dropped more than that on a case of 9mm yesterday, on a whim…..my buddy mentioned shooting, I drove by a gun store and grabbed some.

Come on man

 

[FalArAk]

The more important question is why are you frightened of your wife?

 

[RHJJ]

You have to ask for a $200 purchase?

 

[Marty McFly]

Kiss her sister and she'll forget all about the shotgun.

 

[BigTimber]

 

[peterk123]

$217????? That's gas money today. Tell her filled up her car

 

[appraiser]

it is easier to ask for forgiveness than permission

 

[Sparky1911]

it is easier to ask for forgiveness than permission

Beat me too it.

 

[AMV]

You are out of town for work and the worst thing your wife can find out about is buying a inexpensive shotgun?

 

[RumRunner]

You are out of town for work and the worst thing your wife can find out about is buying a inexpensive shotgun?

^This. Tell her you usually spend more than that a couple hours at the strip clu.... ahh, never mind, just buy and keep quiet.

 

[Amputee Marksman]

Buy it.

 

[MAGA99]

Where is it? I’ll gonoffer the guy 220!

 

[Darksideblues42]

^This. Tell her you usually spend more than that a couple hours at the strip clu.... ahh, never mind, just buy and keep quiet.

We visit those together!

 

[RumRunner]

We visit those together!

Then she knows $217 doesn't go very far

 

[Darksideblues42]

Your wife gonna give you shit over $217 bucks?! WTF!! I dropped more than that on a case of 9mm yesterday, on a whim…..my buddy mentioned shooting, I drove by a gun store and grabbed some.

Come on man

We have a mutual rule, we run purchases over $100 by each other whenever possible. We both make more than enough, but this is a holdover from lean times!

 

[MAGA99]

We have a mutual rule, we run purchases over $100 by each other whenever possible. We both make more than enough, but this is a holdover from lean times!

With inflation, I would bump that up to 500-1000 range!

 

[StevieP]

Honey I bought you this vintage shotgun!

 

[Marty McFly]

We have a mutual rule, we run purchases over $100 by each other whenever possible. We both make more than enough, but this is a holdover from lean times!

If that's the rule then don't break it.

 

[Marty McFly]

With inflation, I would bump that up to 500-1000 range!

I agree. He needs to bump that up alot!

 

[RHJJ]

A hooker is called a shotgun now?

 

[MAGA99]

Honey I bought you this vintage shotgun!

You’re smarter than you look!

 

[Token_Black_Guy]

I know divorce court is bad but sometimes you gotta let your nuts hang

 

[MAGA99]

A hooker is called a shotgun now?

I got a pretty good look at the barrel, seemed clean enough…..

 

[Asaltweapon]

You are out of town for work and the worst thing your wife can find out about is buying a inexpensive shotgun?

Nothing wrong with being loyal to the wife and your hobby.

 

[MAGA99]

I agree. He needs to bump that up alot!

Seriously!!

a few years ago I came home with a brand new ATV, we had discussed the NEED, but I just went out and did it. She was, OK, with it. Not a week later, she calls me up from the dealership saying come pick up HER new quad!! Touche’.

 

[RHJJ]

Seriously!!

a few years ago I came home with a brand new ATV, we had discussed the NEED, but I just went out and did it. She was, OK, with it. Not a week later, she calls me up from the dealership saying come pick up HER new quad!! Touche’.

She is a keeper.