Some people here love to advertise they own guns and recommend answering with some sarcastic question, when the answer is really quite simple: "NO".What about your kids? Can you control what they'll say at the Dr office or at school? I know there are many here who get indignant w/ the Docs when the gun question is asked; as much as it pisses me off that they ask, I just say no.
Do you own guns? - NO
Does your husband own guns? - NO
Does your father own guns? - NO
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(Mind blown)