The Doc is the calm in the center of a medical hurricane at the hospital. So far he's had 2 junkies for roommates. The current being an 78 year old Keith Richards lookalike, squirming like an earthworm. The room next to him is a covid patient and the rest of the ward has quote, "the flu". I quickly looked up the current CDC flu map and I told him bullshit, it's the China virus, kung flu.
Prior to the operation, I was tasked with explaining to him his ASA numbers and his copious co-morbiditys, along with his 2 pack a day smoking habit. So I was shocked when he me called after the successful operation, seems he failed to mention to the surgeon he was a smoker. He fesses up after the operation and the Dr. said "I wouldn't have operated if I knew that"...lol