The M&P sucks thread

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So a guy walks into a store wanting to buy a pistol in MA. He has a few preconditions:

-The pistol must not have preban high caps available
-The pistol must come with the 10+lbs trigger
-The pistol must have a cheap feel to it
-When breaking the pistol down, there must be the risk of getting the take down lever jammed against the slide causing the pistol to have to be hit with a tool to get it free.
-The pistol requires trigger work if the trigger is to compete with Sig or Glock
-The pistol must also be only available in certain sizes. No compact .45's, please.
-The pistol must be susceptible to rust and corrosion

The clerk replies: "Oh, let me show you my M&P selection..."

because drgrant said I could.
questions/comments?
 
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oh wow I want to buy an M&P so i can use the tools i had to buy to disassemble my Ruger Mark III. Thanks!!!
 
Gonzo said:
You guys just don't know how to use one. Quit your whining.
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Well, Smith does recommend this as its storage container
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Gonzo said:
I thought this was all about online shooting.
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The M&P is so shitty that no video game developers want to even risk putting it in the game.

Can you imagine how many poor SOBs would buy the M&P if it was in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2? Activision isnt that stupid, they know that people would hate them for tricking them into buying it.
 
The M&P does totally suck. Anyone that wants to get rid of their 9mm or .45ACP full-sized gun should contact me. I'll dispose of it properly for free.
 
I bought a M&P because I wanted to be cool here on Northeastshooters.com. For, like, 2 years my e-penis has been enormous. It's been the best two years of my life knowing that I had made The Right Choice based on some pretty Kool Kats.

Then I bought the Apex parts to make me even cooler. To imagine that my e-penis could get even bigger was unimaginable! My gun ROCKED after I put the parts into it- it was totally different! My pistol that everyone loves and adores all-of-a-sudden was like, Ninja Awesome. It finally beat out my beloved M1895, which as you guys know, I'm a HUGE fan of Soviet Arms. So now that my M&P beat my precious super awesome badass pistol, I totally had to have, like, the BEST EVER handgun on the face of God's Green Earth.

Watch out world!

But then I shot Dench's g34. And a few of my friend's sig pistols. And an acquaintance's 92fs.

And my e-penis shrank. And shrank. And shrank. It made my e-penis soft. I was totally flacid. So I cried. I cried hard and long while clutching my precious AKs and my m1895. I sobbed so hard that my romy G rusted. And now, I am a born again man. Never again will I listen to the NES Ninjas for they betrayed my trust. I am a grown man now. I will thrust my AKM love up their e-asses so hard that they will cry.

And I will go buy a glock.
 
since doing some dynamic shooting with the M9.

[laugh] funny, my m&p 9 doesnt even have 100 rounds through it. i mostly been shooting my 1911's since fall.
 
wolf223 said:
since doing some dynamic shooting with the M9.

[laugh] funny, my m&p 9 doesnt even have 100 rounds through it. i mostly been shooting my 1911's since fall.
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My other answer was "since that day Derek (and everyone else there) showed him how a real man shoots and he straightened out his arms..." [laugh]
 
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