What gun(s) is NES bringing to the Civil War this week?

fencer said:
Wife: "Why do you need that many guns?"
Me: "Bitch, if the day ever comes that I have to give you one, you will know exactly why."
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When I had several hundred guns 15-20 years ago, my wife thought I had too many, now that I am down to around 50, my wife thinks we don't have enough. It is all about conditioning.

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Marty McFly said:
So far it's not a problem. We've got one old ass gun and toilet paper. Otherwise one guy wants prisoners to lick his butt. Weird but not illegal
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Probably against the Geneva Convention. I'll have to look it up.

Personally, I don't own any guns, so does someone have one I can borrow? Can I borrow, I don't know, 2-3 of those bullet thingys?
 
I'm bringing fireworks.

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weekendracer said:
Probably against the Geneva Convention. I'll have to look it up.

Personally, I don't own any guns, so does someone have one I can borrow? Can I borrow, I don't know, 2-3 of those bullet thingys?
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It depends will the civil war last longer than a week? We're going to need to report that.
As far as the ass cleaning goes. I don't think the Geneva convention applies to civil wars.
 
G4Y4HK said:
Did that really happen tho? That guy would rather go to war in the jungle with just his 45 vs a rifle?
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I guess it kind of fits here.

Isn't that guy's job to direct the battle as Gibson's character makes decisions? He's not really a shooter.

Need this answer so I can get my squad ready. I'm Mel, need to find my whatshisname guy.

Here's a picture of my squad:
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tinhorn said:
I guess I've been lucky. Only bought a couple BP revolvers on GB--one was an unfired 1858 Remington snubnose with an action like a Swiss watch, the other was NIB without even a turn line. Sent them to my grandkids out west, though, for safekeeping. Would love to have a shoulder-stocked Colt or Remington replica, but not if I have to keep it locked up out of sight.
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Don't bother with the Colt, the sights on them are atrocious compared to the adjustable sights on some of the Pietta Remingtons. Even the fixed sights on the Remingtons are better than Colt's.
 
TG Pioneer said:
I can’t stockpile TP. My wife and kids go through it like locusts hitting a wheat field. I told her we’re going to have to do the poodle scoot on the front lawn when the SHTF.
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Learned a life hack from the Chinese when I studied abroad. Wipe till you're at 85-90% effective and squat over the sink and soap and water the rest to 100%, towel dry that crack. Cleaner than how Americans typically just try to dry wipe to 95-97% and can still never get to the 100% post shit. It's that last 10% of the wipe that takes the most paper.

Or just get a toilet seat bidet and don't have to be all ghetto an shiet and moon your sink.
 
Mountain said:
LOL I couldn't figure out if that was a joke or not...

https://www.tractorsupply.com/tsc/product/sog-shadow-spear-i-sog-33-44-01-43

3rd world problems require a 3rd world solution? [rofl]
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that damn place is dangerous. Flashlights and cheapo knives are my weakness. I've been leaving without impulse purchasing, makes me sad. I had to pick up a fabulous bathrobe at discount madness too ease the pain.
The spear and the $100 10k lumen flashlight almost got me, stands right next to each other, seems a good combo, eye-melt followed with spear chuck.
 
G4Y4HK said:
Learned a life hack from the Chinese when I studied abroad. Wipe till you're at 85-90% effective and squat over the sink and soap and water the rest to 100%, towel dry that crack. Cleaner than how Americans typically just try to dry wipe to 95-97% and can still never get to the 100% post shit. It's that last 10% of the wipe that takes the most paper.

Or just get a toilet seat bidet and don't have to be all ghetto an shiet and moon your sink.
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I wrap up with a babywipe, unflushable adds some legwork, but effective.
 
I could probably do way more damage to an organized enemy with things other than guns, chop saw, plasma torch, gasoline, thermite....

If antifa and other disgusting commies ever tried to use armed force you could probably take advantage of their need for illicit drugs and female hormones by tampering with the supply.
 
G4Y4HK said:
Learned a life hack from the Chinese when I studied abroad. Wipe till you're at 85-90% effective and squat over the sink and soap and water the rest to 100%, towel dry that crack. Cleaner than how Americans typically just try to dry wipe to 95-97% and can still never get to the 100% post shit. It's that last 10% of the wipe that takes the most paper.

Or just get a toilet seat bidet and don't have to be all ghetto an shiet and moon your sink.
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You could always do what the Afghans do. Squeeze a regular water bottle up there. 😆
 

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