Alyssa Milano calls 911 sparking massive police presence in her quiet California neighborhood claiming an armed an gunman was on her property

[AHM]

Nobody picking on the redundant "armed gunman" part? You guys are slacking.

Spoiler: In 2020 it's no longer redundant

 

[ThePreBanMan]

I wish they told her they didn't have the resources to respond because of the defund movement and sent her a grief counselor instead. Maybe a community organizer....

 

[highlander]

1. Get eyes and hearing tested
2. Adjust antidelusioal drug dosage
3. Send a big fat (padded) bill for all the wasted man hours where the sheriff and fire dept could have been much better served.
4. Place on no big rush response list.

 

[AHM]

3. Send a big fat (padded) bill for all the wasted man hours where the sheriff and fire dept could have been much better served.

If one of us was "lost" in the hills,
we'd get a bill for the helicopter.

SWAT some kid with a BB gun?
You get the Keys to the City for your public service.

 

[Dennis in MA]

They are such douche bags.....

Afraid much?

No freaking way a BB gun scared a dog. These two should be arrested.


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Alyssa and her talent agent husband Dave Bugliari, 39, they said, had dialed 911 when they heard what they believed to be gunshots on their 1.39-acre property.

They allegedly told the emergency hotline the sound 'scared their dogs' and made them feel like the gunman was nearby.

A description was given of a suspect to the officers who was 'male, 40-years old, with long rifle'.


'It turned out it was a neighborhood teen with an air gun shooting at squirrels,' a resident told the DailyMail.com.

The male teenager witnessed the emergency response and later realized he was the cause and turned himself in.

"The officers then had an impromptu meeting with some of the residents in the Bell Canyon community center, confirming what they dubbed, 'Squirrelgate.'"

Because AM is a few hundred thousand miles past anything we’d want to see in Beavergate.

 

[Palladin]

I'd throw her a hate f*ck

 

[Dadstoys]

I'd throw her a hate f*ck

Most likely followed by a visit to the doctor for a burning sensation.

 

[AHM]

Most likely followed by a visit to the doctor for a burning sensation.

The tingle tells you it's working.