Got pulled over by Mass State Police in my city when I was about 20 years old. Had a bat laying in back. Trooper asks what the bat was for. I told him me and my friend play in a pickup softball league. The other Trooper asks my friend who's sitting right next to me what position he plays. He says he doesn't play, he hates baseball. Work with me Dave!! Anyway, they run everything, comes back clean and before they send us on our way he asks " Honestly, is the bat for baseball or for cracking heads?" I was like, "Well, we are in Worcester" He laughed and off we went.