Bear Attack

Then they can make a movie about it called "Insulin Bear".
Epic. Plot is bear gets a taste for Halloween candy. Chases kids and steals their candy to fatten up for hibernation....
Hilarity ensues. Bear eats Karens. Mauls Vegan Vicky because she was giving out healthy treats and he is pissed.
Ends with the bear teaching her 3 cubs how to ambush kids and take their candy... leading to "Insulin Bear 2.. Bit O Honey"
 
 

LUNENBURG COUNTY, Va. (AP) — A Virginia man has died after a bear in a tree shot by one of his hunting partners fell on him, state wildlife officials said.

The incident occurred Dec. 9 in Lunenburg County, which is between Richmond and Danville, Virginia’s Department of Wildlife Resources said in a statement.

A hunting group was following the bear when it ran up the tree, the department said. As the group retreated from the tree, a hunter shot the bear. The animal fell onto another hunter who was standing about 10 feet (3 meters) from the bottom of the tree.
 

LUNENBURG COUNTY, Va. (AP) — A Virginia man has died after a bear in a tree shot by one of his hunting partners fell on him, state wildlife officials said.

The incident occurred Dec. 9 in Lunenburg County, which is between Richmond and Danville, Virginia’s Department of Wildlife Resources said in a statement.

A hunting group was following the bear when it ran up the tree, the department said. As the group retreated from the tree, a hunter shot the bear. The animal fell onto another hunter who was standing about 10 feet (3 meters) from the bottom of the tree.

I just hate it when that happens^
 
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