Boulder Outdoor Survival School???

[joehaus]

Mods please delete post

 

[The Village Idiot]

Few people know that the school is located on the grounds of the Coors brewery. To graduate you must pass the last test which has you drawn and quartered by four Budweiser Clydesdales stolen from the brewery in Merrimack, NH. Maybe she doesn't like horses?

Obviously she is OK since she contacted your mom.