Welcome to the dark side. Follow these instructions carefully:
1) Go green
2) It's not go time until I say so
3) Build an AK and build an AR. Your safe isn't worthy of being called a safe until you have at least one of each.
4) Never ask glock vs sig, ever.
5) When in doubt (concerning the purchase of two competing firearms), buy both. 2 is 1 and 1 is none. Always keep this in mind while justifying heavy use of credit cards in gun shops. It's ALWAYS worth it. Don't be shy about buying ammo either.
6) Group buys are your friend. (see, another reason to go green)
7) Martha Coakley is a douchenozzle of epic proportions, and she reads everything we say.
8) Donate to local pro 2A (second amendment) organizations. They break their backs for us on a daily basis fighting washington and beacon hill.
Oh, and go green! Now please.