I want this pistol

[HorizontalHunter]

You have to ask yourself "Do I really want to burn my eyebrows with muzzle flash?"

Nah we’re good here.

 

[MGnoob]

I’m seriously trying to take a photo of my ass, but I don’t have a mirror.. the only thing I’ll tell you is don’t miss

 

[Reptile]

I’m seriously trying to take a photo of my ass, but I don’t have a mirror.. the only thing I’ll tell you is don’t miss

I never had to take a photo of my ass.

I do get blood in the toilet from hard stools and roids a few times a year.
Talk about traumatic for a male. Must not be as bad as a miscarriage though.

Do you have roids? What is the problem?

If you do have blood and it's not roids, you should see a doctor.

I hope you are ok.

I am very particular about anal health and I eat flax seed and drink lots of water to keep my virgin ass in good shape.

I hope you got your colonoscopy.

You'd be a fool not to as colon and rectal cancer are usually cured easily.

 

[MGnoob]

I never had to take a photo of my ass.

I do get blood in the toilet from hard stools and roids a few times a year.
Talk about traumatic for a male. Must not be as bad as a miscarriage though.

If you need to take a photo of your ass, set your iPhone to take a photo with the flash on a timer.
Put in on a chair a spread. I'm sure you'll do fine.

Do you have roids? What is the problem?

If you do have blood and it's not roids, you should see a doctor.

Oh, you can also take a video of your ass with a light and then take a still from that.

I hope you are ok.

I am very particular about anal health and I eat flax seed and drink lots of water to keep my virgin ass in good shape.

I hope you got your colonoscopy.

You'd be a fool not to as colon and rectal cancer are usually cured easily.

A little blood in the stool? That’s not even a concern.

I gotta go to the doctor next week. It’s probably just sciatica, but I mean, I don’t know how to deal with this one.. all I have is female doctors and female bosses. I don’t know how to explain it with a swift kick in a dick feels like, but this is terrible.

Someone gives you kick in the dick you’vegot 30-45 seconds to handlethe situation..

Three weeks I feel like you’ve been kicked in. The nuts is f***ing awful and it’s not an STD this time.

 

[frenchman]

I never had to take a photo of my ass.

I do get blood in the toilet from hard stools and roids a few times a year.
Talk about traumatic for a male. Must not be as bad as a miscarriage though.

If you need to take a photo of your ass, set your iPhone to take a photo with the flash on a timer.
Put in on a chair a spread. I'm sure you'll do fine.

Do you have roids? What is the problem?

If you do have blood and it's not roids, you should see a doctor.

Oh, you can also take a video of your ass with a light and then take a still from that.

I hope you are ok.

I am very particular about anal health and I eat flax seed and drink lots of water to keep my virgin ass in good shape.

I hope you got your colonoscopy.

You'd be a fool not to as colon and rectal cancer are usually cured easily.

Stop sharing.

 

[whatluck]

I can't believe no one has commented on this yet...but a TV in the shower?!? How about a toaster in the bathtub...it would be a lot cheaper!


Frank

I've installed a few shower TVs/sound systems. Customers always say they want to not miss their favorite sports game, but I know what's really going on.

One guy had a really awesome bathroom I hope to copy one day. About 200 square feet. Whole bathroom was a wetroom, tubbed 6" up the wall with a drain. Everything else tile including the ceiling. Big bench in the shower stall which just had frosted glass up to about shoulder level, and a mini hot tub he admittedly never used. Mild blue and green colors. Slightly nautical theme but subtle, nice and not too over the top. Wife wants a new kitchen first, which has been an ongoing project for almost a year now.

 

[pinefd]

I've installed a few shower TVs/sound systems. Customers always say they want to not miss their favorite sports game, but I know what's really going on.

 

[Reptile]

A little blood in the stool? That’s not even a concern.

I gotta go to the doctor next week. It’s probably just sciatica, but I mean, I don’t know how to deal with this one.. all I have is female doctors and female bosses. I don’t know how to explain it with a swift kick in a dick feels like, but this is terrible.

Someone gives you kick in the dick you’vegot 30-45 seconds to handlethe situation..

Three weeks I feel like you’ve been kicked in. The nuts is f***ing awful and it’s not an STD this time.

I bet it's a pinched nerve.

I had one in my back and the doctor showed me on a chart where the nerve in my back is connects to my nuts.

It healed in a couple weeks.

I initially thought I has testicular torsion.

That's when your nuts get tangled up.

If you have that and don't get it checked out you can lose a nut.

An ultrasound will check for that.

Lucky for me I had a hot young ultrasound tech.

She squirted my twig and berries with warm ultrasound jelly.

Good times!!!

 

[M60]

I was actually looking to buy a 22 revolver but hell what good is that?

Snakes hatem. Coyotes hatem too.

 

[chris_1001]

Real men shoot 44mag!


Just kidding really. I say get it.

My S&W 69 combat magnum really sucks to shoot more than 2 rounds through it. I had to have it. I am not sad I have it.

Wuss! Lol

I have one. It’s not bad.

But I’ve shot a ton of big bore handguns.