Joke -- What does IDPA stand for?

[Moderator]

Oh, no, not another "horse's *sses" jag again.


Is Ross lurking nearby?

Me, JAG Corps? Just my additional MOS, NOT my primary (or my regular job). My primary is vehicular maintenance.

And are you "THAT" Darius? I think you'll know which one I'm referring to.

My MOS was 63G gotta love that motor pool

 

[FPrice]

I'm not the type to make lawyer jokes at the expense of fellow forum members (cough, cough)...

But I am willing to indulge in that old Northeastshooters.com game of...

Name That Line!

For two pints...er...points, who said, in what movie.

"I'm a lawyer, you idiot!"?

 

[Adam_MA]

Ok.. cracking on lawyers, and this is a gun forum..

What do you call sky diving lawyers?




Skeet!

Adam

 

[SiameseRat]

Ok.. cracking on lawyers, and this is a gun forum..

What do you call sky diving lawyers?




Skeet!

Adam

If they hit the ground rolling can we call them Rabbits?

 

[Adam_MA]

A lawyer dies and goes to heaven. He gets to the pearly gates and St. Peter looks at his list, then comes over and shakes his hand..
St. Peter says "Well, Well, Well, Mr. Jones I would just like to congratulate you and shake your hand".
Mr. Jones says "Well what exactly for"?
St. Peter says "Well for living to be the oldest living man on earth"
Mr. Jones says "St. Peter, there must be some sort of mistake, I died in an accident. I'm only 35 years old"
St. Peter says "No... Of course not, just take a look here at your billable hours. According to this, you are 137 years old"



Adam

 

[Len-2A Training]

These two MIT students were talking one day.

One said to the other, "You are not going to believe what happened to me! I was catching some sun in the park the other day when this luscious blonde rode up on a bike, took off all of her clothes, threw herself down and said, "Take whatever you want!".

""So what did you do," said his friend.

"I took her bike!"

"Very smart", his friend said. "Her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway!"

Darius,

Having worked at MIT/IL (now called Draper Labs) as a Co-Op from NU back in the mid-late 1960s, I was involved in the college radio station (at MIT and NU where I was a student) . . . unless the students have changed dramatically since then, there is more truth to this joke than you realize. Back in those days, if she had a couple of comic books, the MIT students would have taken the comic books and left her and her bike!

They were the weirdest bunch of students that I have ever run into!