NES SHUTDOWN.

[PATRON]

From my understanding NES will be down for 8 hours tomorrow
for upgrades.I had a long talk with my doctor about this,and how
to handle the withdrawal associated with this. He suggested that
I drink heavily the night before,and in the morning puke my guts
out go to my gun room,and hug my guns for the day while saying
there is no place like NES.He also stated that I can forget all that,
and just get a life.Well I guess he is right,so I am heading to the
liquor store to stock up.

 

[richc]

I feel your pain, Brother Patron!

 

[enbloc]

I'm going to the Range!

"When life gives you lemons...shoot lemons."

 

[CoastieRon]

Thread number 3?

I'll actually be productive...

 

[Prepper]

Dupe!!!

 

[RHJJ]

How many threads do we need for this?

 

[ProGun]

Easy. Just call in sick, drink plenty of Bourbon and watch Porn Hub. You'll all be fine.

 

[citoriguy]

Crap - does this mean I actually have to work tomorrow?

 

[Racenet]

Dupe!!!

Double dupe!!!

 

[drgrant]

 

[enbloc]

Time for a shit-blizzard...

 

[Spanz]

for upgrades.I had a long talk with my doctor about this,and how
to handle the withdrawal associated with this. He suggested that
I drink heavily the night before,and in the morning puke my guts
out go to my gun room,and hug my guns for the day while saying
there is no place like NES.He also stated that I can forget all that,
and just get a life.Well I guess he is right,so I am heading to the
liquor store to stock up.

This will do it!

 

[wilson911]

Easy. Just call in sick, drink plenty of Bourbon and watch Porn Hub. You'll all be fine.

Are you not allowed to do this at work?