Not all Marriage suck they say….

[GaryO]

28 years here, we get along better now than at some times earlier, she is now helping me install AC systems, hang ductwork, and clean oil boilers, every am.
I brought her to buy a EZ Shield 9mm, and she left with that and a glock 26.
She's a keeper

So you both stink of heating oil?

 

[Mountain]

I’d never blame Hilary for having a side piece. Bill stuck it in any woman who came within five feet of him.

If she did get a little strange? Good for her.

But not so good for Vince Foster...

 

[cathouse01]

John Mulaney on Bill Clinton. Worth 12 minutes of your time.

 

[zboys]

So you both stink of heating oil?

Yes and she still gets her nails done every 2 weeks, customers get a kick out of her pretty painted nails while vacuuming out their boiler

 

[DJBrad]

Do you want to go private?
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[Roof gunner]

So did Hillary

Nobody’s banging her. Nobody

 

[paul73]

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makes me so sad as i also remember her so young, so, does it mean i am old too?
damn.

 

[kerryman71]

Bill looks like he's auditioning for a role in the new upcoming Kennedy movie, "Weekend at Teddy's"

 

[ThePreBanMan]

I'm pretty sure the average NESer is more like this
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I was carrying a little winter weight in that picture but it's gone now...

 

[Sauer Grapes]

only thing I care about is getting a DNA test for the daughter. I want the world to know that Bill is not the father.

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She has a really bad complexion even under all of that Bondo. Waiting for the Bill nose, or not…..

 

[In God We Trust]

I was super cautious about marriage. I had been burned so many times by women, I figured I’d never do it.

Finally met someone and after dating for 8 wonderful years, got married around 39. Everything was great so we had a kid. Everything was even greater, so we had another.

Then the vag slammed shut. Then the silent treatment and cold shoulder started when I forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer. Or opted to clear the snow from the driveway when I woke up instead of at 6am after working a 12 hour graveyard shift. Or any little shit you can think of.

The silent treatments got longer and longer, and then one day I realized she had been giving it for over a month after our last argument. One night we had a shouting match and she hit me a few times. I ripped a door off the hinges and smashed it to splinters rather than hit her.

After that I moved out and that was the end of it. Divorce was easy. No lawyers, no fighting. We work everything out between us like adults with no cops or government.

The point is that everything can be perfect. Then you wake up one day and it’s not anymore.

A wise man once said “women marry men thinking they will change, but they don’t. Men marry women thinking they won’t change, but they will.”

Edit: should have added that I’m actually happy now. I avoid women 100% and have no interest in being in any kind of relationship. It’s so nice to live alone and just do my own thing when I don’t have the boys. Life is good.

 

[paul73]

I was super cautious about marriage. I had been burned so many times by women, I figured I’d never do it.

Finally met someone and after dating for 8 wonderful years, got married around 39. Everything was great so we had a kid. Everything was even greater, so we had another.

Then the vag slammed shut. Then the silent treatment and cold shoulder started when I forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer. Or opted to clear the snow from the driveway when I woke up instead of at 6am after working a 12 hour graveyard shift. Or any little shit you can think of.

The silent treatments got longer and longer, and then one day I realized she had been giving it for over a month after our last argument. One night we had a shouting match and she hit me a few times. I ripped a door off the hinges and smashed it to splinters rather than hit her.

After that I moved out and that was the end of it. Divorce was easy. No lawyers, no fighting. We work everything out between us like adults with no cops or government.

The point is that everything can be perfect. Then you wake up one day and it’s not anymore.

A wise man once said “women marry men thinking they will change, but they don’t. Men marry women thinking they won’t change, but they will.”

Edit: should have added that I’m actually happy now. I avoid women 100% and have no interest in being in any kind of relationship. It’s so nice to live alone and just do my own thing when I don’t have the boys. Life is good.

Listening to news now - you’ve got an easy way out. Some 38 yr old chick in Lynn just ended 3 male relatives, then did herself on a parking lot.
Does not sing a marital happiness to me much.

They did not say what gun, pity.

 

[enbloc]

I was super cautious about marriage. I had been burned so many times by women, I figured I’d never do it.

Finally met someone and after dating for 8 wonderful years, got married around 39. Everything was great so we had a kid. Everything was even greater, so we had another.

Then the vag slammed shut. Then the silent treatment and cold shoulder started when I forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer. Or opted to clear the snow from the driveway when I woke up instead of at 6am after working a 12 hour graveyard shift. Or any little shit you can think of.

The silent treatments got longer and longer, and then one day I realized she had been giving it for over a month after our last argument. One night we had a shouting match and she hit me a few times. I ripped a door off the hinges and smashed it to splinters rather than hit her.

After that I moved out and that was the end of it. Divorce was easy. No lawyers, no fighting. We work everything out between us like adults with no cops or government.

The point is that everything can be perfect. Then you wake up one day and it’s not anymore.

A wise man once said “women marry men thinking they will change, but they don’t. Men marry women thinking they won’t change, but they will.”

Edit: should have added that I’m actually happy now. I avoid women 100% and have no interest in being in any kind of relationship. It’s so nice to live alone and just do my own thing when I don’t have the boys. Life is good.

In the end you've found a kind of happiness. Make the Best Life you can and be joyful.
Best Wishes, ~Matt

 

[center442]

48 years here this month.

Over that time I've learned to overlook her many faults, and I'm sure she would overlook mine, if I had any.

 

[Palladin]

25 yrs with this one, 10yrs with the 'Starter wife' LOL

 

[GaryO]

25 yrs with this one, 10yrs with the 'Starter wife' LOL

Close to me. 10 years with starter, 21 with number 2.

 

[Palladin]

Close to me. 10 years with starter, 21 with number 2.

I'm, ahem, a few years older than #2. we went to my 40th HS reunion in 2014, at the end of the night she said to me, 'I think you friend Jim just insulted me!' Me: what did he say?
her: 'he asked me if I was really your wife or if you just rented me for the evening!"

me: that's a compliment

 

[Amputee Marksman]

There is no suck in my marriage. I can't remember the last time I got a blow job

 

[appraiser]

the similarities of a marriage and a tornado?

In the beginning there is a lot of sucking and blowing, in the end the house is gone

 

[josie wales]

I have been married 53 years come this December. I always tell my wife she is very temperamental. The ratio is about 80% temper and 20% mental.

 

[Wrench75]

Together for 21, married for 11 as of last week.