One sentence gun reviews

[Bob P]

S&W 1911ES: Shoots straight, light weight, hits hard, conceals easily but I wish it had a bigger magazine capacity.

SIG P226 (1984 vintage): Big, ugly, reliable with a decent trigger in SA but the grip is larger than I like so I push everything off to the right with it.

Remington 11-87 Sport: Black plastic furniture makes the gun look cheap but I outshoot guys with $2000 over/unders with it on the trap field.

Stag 15: Decent AR clone for the money but it could be more accurate.

Ruger 10/22: Someone tell me why I wasted all that money on mods for this thing again?

Kel Tec P3AT: Ugly and painful to shoot but accurate out to 20 yards and disappears in my suit pocket.

 

[BradM]

M1 Garand - bang, bang,bang, bang,bang, bang,bang, bang, ping!

 

[lupis42]

Ruger 10/22 - Mine has only one part from Ruger.
Saiga 12 - AK accuracy finally found the right caliber: 00 Buck.
Glock - Glock doesn't do form, Glock does function.
AR-15 - Can make hits at upwards of 600 yards, with enough energy to take anything up to a large... squirrel.
Mosin Nagant - (heavy russian accent) Inaccurate volley + bayonet charge has worked last 150 years, why should glorious motherland change strategy now? (/heavy russian accent)
Barrett .50 - Say that again, within a mile.

 

[inerlogic]

Well if you're going to take it there

From someone who would actually know, the response is actually much more like this:

nicole has a great pair...

 

[Dirtypacman]

How about gun review Haiku?

Ruger SR9c:
I shot the gun well
I liked my Glock a lot more
Dirtypacman's now

Ruger SR9c:
Tballs fantastic deal
My new favorite carry
20 instead of 5, thanks for your time 642

 

[inerlogic]

Haiku for my 91/30

Dear Mosin-Nagant
I wish you would shoot better
Target frames are steel