I know how to get them pregnantI know how to keep women from getting pregnant...
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I know how to get them pregnantI know how to keep women from getting pregnant...
I can hunt, fish, and cook. I can navigate with a map and compass. I am familiar with combat infantry tactics, defensive tactics and ambush.
I can make shelter out of damn near nothing, passed cold weather survival, can repel and parachute should the occasion call for it. I can procure, filter and purify water, start fire in most conditions.
I have been trained with multiple weapons systems and am familiar with explosives and trained in first aid, and battlefield life saving techniques. I am trained in hand to hand combat and studied martial arts.
I am pretty handy with a rifle.
I have carpentry skill and basic mechanical skills.
I like moonlit walks and cozy fires.
And I once wrestled a black bear. ( the bear won)
Other than the above, I got nothin'.
QUOTE "enbloc, post: 6004627, member: 16105"]Raise your hand if you are usually the one guy in the room not panicking... in any situation.![]()
Raise your hand if you are usually the one guy in the room not panicking... in any situation.![]()
I'm hanging with you when shit goes south. You can't find a good copier repair man anywhereNever killed 100 Iraqis with an MRE spoon, but I have shot a a few.
Critical care nurse practitioner.
Combat medic.
Strip club manager ( I can spot a pair of fake titties under a down parka).
Beer truck driver.
Copier repair man.
I also like long walks on the beach and interpretive dance.
Does your Wife ever visit this forum?I have a hot wife. Post SHTF, I'm banking on prostitution laws will be nil.
It doesn't matter. She could never figure it out that it is me. We have profile pictures that can be anything we want and screennames that hide our identity. I mean someone cant be that dumb to use their actual picture and their name as a screenname............Does your Wife ever visit this forum?
It doesn't matter. She could never figure it out that it is me. We have profile pictures that can be anything we want and screennames that hide our identity. I mean someone cant be that dumb to use their actual picture and their name as a screenname............
A really icky spider and no purse to shoo it away.Let's define what a SHTF situation is.
is giving a solid bj taken yet?
Let's define what a SHTF situation is.
spent all my money on bath salts
Never killed 100 Iraqis with an MRE spoon, but I have shot a a few.
Critical care nurse practitioner.
Combat medic.
Strip club manager ( I can spot a pair of fake titties under a down parka).
Beer truck driver.
Copier repair man.
I also like long walks on the beach and interpretive dance.
Let's define what a SHTF situation is. Zombie Apocalypse?
Commie Invasion?
Hurricane?
Ice Storm?
Loss of employment?
Loss of a spouse?
Debilitating car accident?
The more localized the SHTF scenario the more likely it is to occur to you. So we should all be preparing for the most likely first. Once we are ready to be without work for six months then we can worry about the zombie hordes.
Lockpicking, which I am surprised to read no one else mentioned.