"Send it"

[fencer]

I was at the range this week and there was a kid there shooting his Glock. Every time he slapped in a magazine he yelled "Goin Hot!" At first I thought he was shooting with the guy at the next bench, but he left and the kid kept doing it.

I was gonna ask the kid " who are you talking to?" but just couldn't bring myself to burst his bubble.

 

[45collector]

Alright well we're going to need some cheap-ass Fisher Price walkie talkies then. And someone's gonna have to mangle the hell out of my trigger finger so I have to use my middle like T Berenger in Sniper. Then we'll have to recruit some folks to throw eggs at my car as we're making our escape when the forest fire from the molotov cocktail starts.

This is getting way too involved. Mission aborted, I think.

 

[atilla]

Alright well we're going to need some cheap-ass Fisher Price walkie talkies then. And someone's gonna have to mangle the hell out of my trigger finger so I have to use my middle like T Berenger in Sniper. Then we'll have to recruit some folks to throw eggs at my car as we're making our escape when the forest fire from the molotov cocktail starts.

This is getting way too involved. Mission aborted, I think.

i have already got the mangled trigger finger covered.

wait.

should i have been doing the "send it" thing this whole time?

the knife was even able to harm me when i had my beard. i bled everywhere. i didn't understand.

 

[loki32687]

i say it before every round. out of a 75 round AK drum.

send it.send it.send it.send it.send it.send it.send it.send it.send it.send it.send it.send it.send it.send it.send it.send it.send it. trigger slap. send it.send it.send it.send it.send it.send it.send it.send it.send it...

All I can think of.

 

[mass]

Hmmm...Same thing collection agencies say to me on the phone.

Sent from State prison using contraband cell phone

 

[davemata]

I was at the range this week and there was a kid there shooting his Glock. Every time he slapped in a magazine he yelled "Goin Hot!" At first I thought he was shooting with the guy at the next bench, but he left and the kid kept doing it.

I was gonna ask the kid " who are you talking to?" but just couldn't bring myself to burst his bubble.

Maybe he had tourette's... heh.

 

[Gibbs]

[video=youtube_share;LiQazjMVBMI]http://youtu.be/LiQazjMVBMI[/video]

"Embedding disabled..."

Can't view it--but was that the "Bring the rain" clip?!

 

[Chrispy]

Sometimes I say "send it" when im sitting on the can.

 

[Lip]

I now hate hearing.
"Lock and load your first 20 round magazine; Switch your selector lever from safe to semi, and watch... your lane..."

It's always said with the same inflection... and for some reason irritates me.

Flash back from the 80's!

 

[ChevyGuy91]

"Embedding disabled..."

Can't view it--but was that the "Bring the rain" clip?!

Yeah.

 

[Marcus5aurelius]

I saw some wannabe tactical "snipers" shooting at the 50yrd line once. Hitting the 7 and 8 rings with $4000 worth of gear. Saying shit like "I'm waiting for my natural respiratory pause". It was a slow day so I stood behind them for entertainment.

 

[Gman021]

Sometimes I say "send it" when im sitting on the can.

Oh boy that's rich and delicious.

 

[Pondhill]

I've always said "send it" during the final moments of intercourse.

Guess I'm doing it wrong.

That's what came into my head. My wife just shakes her head at me.

 

[atmay]

I've always said "send it" during the final moments of intercourse.

Oh boy that's rich and delicious.

.....that's what she said?

 

[n1oty]

If I hear, one more time, some local idiot at the range say "Send it" to his buddy, I swear to god I'm going to lose it.
No matter how many clay pidgeons you can manage to hit with your Ruger 10/22 from the bench at 50yds with a scope, you are not some dime-store novel sniper.

Sorry, had to get that out.

Tell us how you really feel. Don't hold back like this!!

 

[Gibbs]

Can't view it--but was that the "Bring the rain" clip?!

Yeah.

It sends chills up my spine when people say that.



Now I want this for Christmas:

 

[mikem317]

I don't really mind "send it". I just hate when people call clips magazines. It seriously annoys me.

 

[WaldoOneFive]

It sends chills up my spine when people say that.



Now I want this for Christmas:

I wear this T-Shirt at the range all the time...

 

[Dradian]

Psst - read the thread more carefully - "Clays on a berm" a new movie featuring Sam Jackson it is not.

"Get these MF'ing clays off my berm! SEND IT"

sent from the Evo

 

[davemata]

That's what came into my head.

Who sent it then?

 

[wiredp]

I just wonder why people are putting cup holders on their guns when all they need is a beer helmet.

 

[perry1386]

Why don't you just make a list of approved words, and we will ban the rest of the English language.

+1

 

[davemata]

I just wonder why people are putting cup holders on their guns when all they need is a beer helmet.

Beer helmet lacks capacity! Beer camel! 100oz of cask beer.

 

[BigMike]

I say "send it" every time I respond to a men-seeking-men CL Missed Connections ad.

 

[BigMike]

I don't recall sending so many rep points in a single thread.

 

[PatMcD]

I've come around 180 on this after reading through the thread. I started out being uptight about those clowns, and now I can't stop saying "Send it". Driving my wife crazy. "Pat, you want another helping of carrots?". "Send it".

 

[n1oty]

I've come around 180 on this after reading through the thread. I started out being uptight about those clowns, and now I can't stop saying "Send it". Driving my wife crazy. "Pat, you want another helping of carrots?". "Send it".

LOL

 

[Boris]

I've come around 180 on this after reading through the thread. I started out being uptight about those clowns, and now I can't stop saying "Send it". Driving my wife crazy. "Pat, you want another helping of carrots?". "Send it".

That's the danger of hanging out here

 

[FrugalFannie]

Can Derek change the "Post Quick Reply" button to "SEND IT" ?

+1

 

[Sweeney]

I thought it was "Hold my beer and watch this!"

No rail mounted cup holder? Get with the program, man!